Buy Steven Seagal’s Bulletproof Arizona House

Are you in the market for a bulletproof house in Arizona? Steven Seagal, the star of such classics as On Deadly Ground, Above the Law, Under Siege, Exit Wounds and Out For Justice, is selling his Scottsdale compound that’s being advertised as having “floor to ceiling bulletproof windows.” The rest of the exterior of this 9,000 sq. ft. house is natural stone and copper, hence you’re buying a bulletproof house.

The comfort of not getting taken out by a 9mm while sleeping in your bed isn’t cheap, but you get an incredible house for the asking price of $3,395,000. While that might seem high, imagine trying to build a house like this today. First of all, you won’t be able to get the contractors lined up for another year at least to get started on the property. Start figuring in the 2021 costs of bulletproof glass in the world we’re living in today, and detective Gino Felino from Out For Justice is selling you an absolutely gem house.

Stop and think how secure Gino made this house. There are all sorts of punks who would like to take him out while he’s relaxing on the floor repeating, “That’s for Bobby.”

From Steven Seagal’s realtor:

Privacy Exemplified! This Desert Contemporary style home features a mix of Naturalistic, Traditional and Modern design elements. Located in the Guard Gated community of Carefree Ranch Homesteads. This one of a kind Beringer Custom home was thoughtfully built into a spectacular hillside lot on just under 12 acres. The estate overlooks Desert Mountain and the Valley beyond through Floor to Ceiling Bullet Proof Windows! The exterior of the home is expressed in Natural Stone, Glass and Copper.

Meandering Patios and Balconies provide access to unparalleled views. The interior is open and bright with the use of natural stone pillars and hewn copper accents. The home has 4 bedrooms, a Theater and several Flex-Rooms. The Guest home has a full Kitchen, Living Area and Large Bedroom Suite Privacy Exemplified! This Desert Contemporary style home features a mix of Naturalistic, Traditional and Modern design elements. Located in the Guard Gated community of Carefree Ranch Homesteads. This one of a kind Beringer Custom home was thoughtfully built into a spectacular hillside lot on just under 12 acres and almost 3, 000 feet above sea level.

The estate overlooks Desert Mountain and the Valley beyond through Floor to Ceiling Bullet Proof Windows! The exterior of the home is expressed in Natural Stone, Glass and Copper. Meandering Patios and Balconies provide access to unparalleled views. The interior is open and bright with the use of natural stone pillars and hewn copper accents. The home has 4 bedrooms, a Theater and several Flex-Rooms.

The Guest home has a full Kitchen, Living Area and Large Bedroom Suite. For the Buyer who prefers privacy and loves to golf this is a great option as Desert Mountain provides membership beyond homeownership. So there are 6 beautiful Jack Nicklaus Signature designed courses and an all-new, par-54 championship course…within minutes drive.

Now, we don’t know how bulletproof we’re talking. I’ve since learned while typing up this blog post that there are different bullet resistance measurement standards. The best thing to do is grab a gun out of your safe and tell your realtor you want to test that glass. Tell Barbara you’re not buying until you unload a clip to make sure this is the real deal. If she balks, it wasn’t the house for you.

If the glass holds, you’re in business here. Starbucks is 9.4 miles away. It’s 17 miles to Whole Foods. It’s 22 miles to the nearest private airport if the heat starts to rise from Mexican drug cartels and you need to escape to your Fargo safehouse.

Mortgage: About $15,000 a month before you pay the AC bill and hire someone to keep that bulletproof glass clean.

Steven Seagal bulletproof house for sale photos
via Realtor.com / Julianna Eriksen with Engel & Voelkers Scottsdale
via Realtor.com / Julianna Eriksen with Engel & Voelkers Scottsdale
via Realtor.com / Julianna Eriksen with Engel & Voelkers Scottsdale
via Realtor.com / Julianna Eriksen with Engel & Voelkers Scottsdale
via Realtor.com / Julianna Eriksen with Engel & Voelkers Scottsdale
via Realtor.com / Julianna Eriksen with Engel & Voelkers Scottsdale
via Realtor.com / Julianna Eriksen with Engel & Voelkers Scottsdale
via Realtor.com / Julianna Eriksen with Engel & Voelkers Scottsdale
via Realtor.com / Julianna Eriksen with Engel & Voelkers Scottsdale
via Realtor.com / Julianna Eriksen with Engel & Voelkers Scottsdale
via Realtor.com / Julianna Eriksen with Engel & Voelkers Scottsdale
via Realtor.com / Julianna Eriksen with Engel & Voelkers Scottsdale
via Realtor.com / Julianna Eriksen with Engel & Voelkers Scottsdale
via Realtor.com / Julianna Eriksen with Engel & Voelkers Scottsdale
via Realtor.com / Julianna Eriksen with Engel & Voelkers Scottsdale

Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.

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