Buy Greg Norman's Insane Florida House With An Insane Price Tag

PublishedJanuary 28, 2021 4:20 PM EST|UpdatedJanuary 28, 2021 4:20 PM EST

Are you a GameStop regional manager who managed to sell that $GME stock you've been saving for 25 years just before it tanked, thanks to Robinhood, and pocketed hundreds of millions? Time to go house hunting, and Greg Norman just happened to put his insane Jupiter Island, Florida estate on the market as $GME skyrocketed into your sell zone.

Norman's house is for sale at a cool $59,900,000. Before you rule it out completely, let's take a look at what you can get with that $GME money. We're talking multiple houses on the property. After everything is tallied, you'll have 31,820 sq. ft. of space for all of your old GameStop buddies to come visit. The beach house has a 5,000 sq. ft. basement that could hold some incredible PS5 tournaments.

Take that cash and buy your own resort. Enjoy the life you always dreamt of while working Black Fridays and Christmas Eves answering dumb questions like, "Do you guys have any PS5s left?" at closing time.

From Greg Norman's realtor, Jill Hertzberg with Coldwell Banker Realty:

Welcome to “Tranquility”. One of the original ocean-to-Intracoastal estates on Jupiter Island, the stunning full compound of buildings, situated on a sprawling 8.31-acre lot, was built for a barefoot elegance lifestyle. It boasts 31,820 total SF of living space, including the Main House, Coach House, Pool House, Tennis House, Boat House, Carriage House, Beach House & 5,000 SF basement. With 10BR,12+6BA,172’ of oceanfront, & 370’ of WF on the Intracoastal Waterway, the estate sports a modern tropical/yacht-inspired feel with dockage for a 150’ yacht. Remote & set back, the estate is a true escape, offering the utmost in privacy, and one-of-a-kind amenities including a US open sized tennis court, fitness center, movie theater, elevator, 2 main pools, spa, wine cellar, bar & gourmet kitchen.

The nearest Whole Foods is 12.7 miles. Starbucks is 11.4 miles. Tiger's restaurant is a quick six mile drive. In other words, this is pretty exclusive living right here. Offer the asking price and tell Greg to leave the furnishings.

Mortgage: $200,000/mo. if you decide to finance this bad boy before you start adding in A/C costs and multiple pool boys, bartenders and landscapers. The monthly nut is going to be extreme, but you just killed it on $GME. Live it up.