Britney Spears Went Topless On A Boat

Britney Spears did it again. The pop star let it all hang out during a pre-weekend boating trip and she shared the experience with her more than 40 million Instagram followers.

On Thursday, Spears sent mixed signals when she captioned a series of topless IG videos: “CALM DOWN 😱 !!! HELL NO STAY WOKE !!!!! Oh and here’s my ass 😜."

Well, that's nice of her.

It's not clear where Spears and new hubby Sam Asghari were headed, but the boat didn't have any visible life jackets on board. Fortunately, Spears brought a pair of her own floatation devices with her, ensuring the couple's safety.

Sam probably had no idea he was boarding a motorboat, but I doubt he's complaining.

Spears' decision to let her boobies bounce around the boat, and then Instagram, shouldn't come as much of a surprise. The 40-year-old singer, who's sold close to 200 million records, has been using her IG to tease fans for the better part of the last year.

Earlier this summer, Britney had her buns out and there wasn't even a barbecue.

But that doesn't mean the Grammy Award winner has shied away from posting food pics for her millions of fans.

To all you weekend boaters out there, you can thank Britney Spears for raising your sails.

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