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Do not adjust your mobile phones. Yes, this is Screencaps. No, I’m not Joe Kinsey.

As the Screencaps loyalists learned yesterday, Captain Kinsey is off on a much needed vacation, no doubt enjoying numerous cold Busch Lights while surveying the finest lawns across the Buckeye state. Oh yeah, he's supposedly mixing in a little golf too.

I've been spending my time swinging away in the minors waiting for a call up to the big leagues. And here we are, jockstrap and all.

But I'm warning you, set the bar low. I'm all about underpromising and (hopefully) overdelivering. I feel like Pete Myers filling in at shooting guard for Michael Jordan or Brian Griese taking snaps post John Elway. In other words, we're aiming for base knocks - save the homers for Kinsey.

December 18, 1993: Youngstown State Penguins head coach Jim Tressel looks on from the sidelines during game against the Marshall Thundering Herd in Huntington, West Virginia. Youngstown won the game 17-5. (Photo Credit: Doug Pensinger /Allsport)

You’re probably wondering if the mob rumors surrounding Youngstown are true. Well, I can assure you there are no mobsters here, just an abundance of middle-aged men who own waste management and construction companies.

It Feels Drafty In Here.

Tonight's the NBA Draft. And while most of you have no idea which 18-year-olds are being looked upon as franchise saviors, I'm using the Draft as an opportunity to reflect. Draft night always reminds me of growing up in the early-to-mid '90s when Tuesday night Big East basketball aired on ESPN2 and left me shocked that Syracuse's John Wallace and Georgetown's Othella Harrington (surefire Hall of Famers in my mind) were sliding down draft boards.

What Took So Long?

Now find a way to bring back the old Houston Oilers uniforms in some capacity and all will be right in the world.

What Are You Watching?

After attending what seems like my son's 408th straight baseball game (a 14-0 win by the way, not that anyone's counting...) I tried to relieve some stress and sunburn last night by sitting my ass in the recliner, fighting off sleep and laughing alongside Vince, E, Turtle, Drama and Ari. If you're not familiar, that means I watched a random episode of Entourage - a common late night occurrence for me. 22 minutes of pre-cancel culture gold, and I can't get enough. It got me thinking about the top 3 most re-watchable shows out there.

My List (in no particular order):

Entourage

The Office

Curb Your Enthusiasm

I'm curious what the Screencaps readers are rewatching. To be clear, I'm not talking about when you binge a series. I'm talking about pulling up a random episode and vegging out. Send me yours: anthony.farris@outkick.com .

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