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Do not adjust your mobile phones. Yes, this is Screencaps. No, I’m not Joe Kinsey.

As the Screencaps loyalists learned yesterday, Captain Kinsey is off on a much needed vacation, no doubt enjoying numerous cold Busch Lights while surveying the finest lawns across the Buckeye state. Oh yeah, he’s supposedly mixing in a little golf too.

Since Joe’s first choice, Peter King, declined an invitation to guest write ‘caps, yours truly was handed the opportunity. And truth be told, I’m shittin’ bricks!

I’ve been spending my time swinging away in the minors waiting for a call up to the big leagues. And here we are, jockstrap and all.

But I’m warning you, set the bar low. I’m all about underpromising and (hopefully) overdelivering. I feel like Pete Myers filling in at shooting guard for Michael Jordan or Brian Griese taking snaps post John Elway. In other words, we’re aiming for base knocks – save the homers for Kinsey.

A quick note about me before we get into the good stuff. As Joe mentioned yesterday, I’m from Youngstown, Ohio – a town that’s right smack dab in the middle of Cleveland and Pittsburgh. “Ytown” is appropriately described by the locals as: A beer drinking city with a serious football problem. 

Jim Tressel
December 18, 1993: Youngstown State Penguins head coach Jim Tressel looks on from the sidelines during game against the Marshall Thundering Herd in Huntington, West Virginia. Youngstown won the game 17-5. (Photo Credit: Doug Pensinger /Allsport)

You’re probably wondering if the mob rumors surrounding Youngstown are true. Well, I can assure you there are no mobsters here, just an abundance of middle-aged men who own waste management and construction companies.

Assuming I don’t get sent back to the minors, there’ll be more references to Youngstown in the days to come.

For now, sit back and enjoy the ride.

If You’re Not Following @90sWWE On Twitter, Why Do You Even Have An Account? 

Spare me the pictures of your fancy overpriced dinner, perfectly staged snaps of a way too-hoppy IPA and any tweets that are offering unsolicited advice or making me aware that your mental health is your top priority . Tag me in for some old school rasslin’.

It Feels Drafty In Here.

Tonight’s the NBA Draft. And while most of you have no idea which 18-year-olds are being looked upon as franchise saviors, I’m using the Draft as an opportunity to reflect. Draft night always reminds me of growing up in the early-to-mid ’90s when Tuesday night Big East basketball aired on ESPN2 and left me shocked that Syracuse’s John Wallace and Georgetown’s Othella Harrington (surefire Hall of Famers in my mind) were sliding down draft boards.

What Took So Long?

Now find a way to bring back the old Houston Oilers uniforms in some capacity and all will be right in the world.

What Are You Watching?

After attending what seems like my son’s 408th straight baseball game (a 14-0 win by the way, not that anyone’s counting…) I tried to relieve some stress and sunburn last night by sitting my ass in the recliner, fighting off sleep and laughing alongside Vince, E, Turtle, Drama and Ari. If you’re not familiar, that means I watched a random episode of Entourage – a common late night occurrence for me. 22 minutes of pre-cancel culture gold, and I can’t get enough. It got me thinking about the top 3 most re-watchable shows out there.

My List (in no particular order):

Entourage

The Office

Curb Your Enthusiasm

I’m curious what the Screencaps readers are rewatching. To be clear, I’m not talking about when you binge a series. I’m talking about pulling up a random episode and vegging out. Send me yours: anthony.farris@outkick.com .

 

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  1. I would give you a solid line drive out to center field. You looked comfortable in the box, made good contact. You have a read on the pitcher, sit back on the curve and drive it to right center gap tomorrow. Remember, 3/10 you are a HOFer.

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