Brett Favre Channels 8 Mile Enimem Haircut To Peddle New CBD Line

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I’m absolutely stunned to just now seeing Brett Favre’s bad hair dye job that made its debut this weekend when Brett started promoting Green Eagle CBD products that the Pro Football Hall of Famer endorses for “effective, affordable relief from discomfort and soreness as well as exercise recovery,” according to company’s website.

It’s great to see Brett working with a product that will show up at 3 a.m. on a Fox Sports Regional poker broadcast after you stumble in from the bar, but I can’t get over the blonde dye job. It’s absolutely inexcusable that Brett’s hair hasn’t been trending this week on Twitter.

It’s like we’re staring at a 1998 weed dealer’s hair and I can’t stop looking, wondering what brought the gunslinger to this point in life. Society was just rolling along enjoying 50-year-old salt & pepper hair Brett. Now we have Brett looking like he’s about to get into an 8 Mile rap battle looking like he’s about to lose himself in the music.

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Brett does address his painkiller addiction on the GreenEagle website, telling people hooked on painkillers, “no matter how hard the dependency is, no matter how many times you fail, you can overcome it.”

Green Eagle states it “is the go-to source legendary NFL player Brett Favre uses and endorses for effective, affordable relief from discomfort and soreness as well as exercise recovery. All Green Eagle products made from hemp-derived CBD and are 100% THC free. Our entire product line is manufactured utilizing Nanotechnology which allows for greater absorption of our products into your body. Combined, this helps provide fast relief and quick recovery from stiffness and discomforts.”

That’s great and all, but someone has to answer for this dye job. Who thought it looked good? We can’t have Brett walking around looking like Nick Hexum from 311 slinging cellphones at a flea market in 1997 while wearing JNCOs. This is unacceptable and someone has to step in. I need to get Troy Aikman on the line to get this settled.

Written by Joe Kinsey

Joe Kinsey is the Senior Director of Content of OutKick and the editor of the Morning Screencaps column that examines a variety of stories taking place in real America.

Kinsey is also the founder of OutKick’s Thursday Night Mowing League, America’s largest virtual mowing league.

Kinsey graduated from University of Toledo.

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  1. Hey Joe,
    Very weird for sure. So maybe the blond was all over before the recent haircut, and the gunslinger told his barber not to cut what was left up top in front. But you’re absolutely right, the blond is a baaaaaaddddd look…and not in a good way.

  2. Favre’s hair said it was coming out of retirement. Then it said it wasn’t. Then it said it needed the summer to think about it. Then it held a presser and retired AGAIN and cried. Now his hair is back, sporting a new look, and it is ready to go! We cant confirm the rumor that his hair sent a pic of itself to his massage therapist, though.

  3. I’m confused. I thought Brett was able to get out there and play flag football with 30 year old weekend warriors because of Copperfit. Now, am I supposed to believe that his post career athletic success is due to CBD cream?

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