New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick wore his mask incorrectly this weekend and Twitter virtue signalers weren’t having any of it. Wearing his mask like Bane from The Dark Night Rises wasn’t viewed as a funny learning experience, but instead made people mad. Not that anyone cares what Twitter geeks with fake profile pictures think, so we decided to have a laugh.
Bill Belichick wears a mask like someone who has never seen a mask before pic.twitter.com/zQB7oIOW2m— Andrew Joseph (@AndyJ0seph) September 21, 2020
Bill Belichick’s mask is driving me crazy. Just take it off if you’re not gonna wear it right, dude.— Josh Ray (@J_T_Ray) September 21, 2020
In a way, watching Belichick wear his mask like a psychopath felt refreshing. Nothing better than insisting you’re “down for the cause” while wearing your mask in a completely ineffective way. We didn’t think people could be upset by this as long as you tried to comply, but we were WRONG.
Bill Belichick’s mask bout to be all over Twitter— Troy Smith (@troylsmith) September 21, 2020
Bill Belichick knows how to build a 20 year dynasty with an unathletic 6th round pick but has no idea how a mask works pic.twitter.com/oUUWZXw33i— NFL Hate Memes (@NFLHateMemes) September 21, 2020
Bill Belichick looks like half the country when they ditch the traditional face mask (that’s the most uncomfortable thing in the world) for a bandana over the mouth. That bandana clearly does nothing, but that piece of fabric at least makes people shut up about protecting their health.
Cheers to Bill Belichick for bringing us this gold and it couldn’t have come at a better time.