Ava Louise Claims Antonio Brown Is Fast On & Off The Field

Hose hound clout chaser Ava Louise, a $9.99 per month OnlyFans model who gladly showed up at Antonio Brown's hotel room for some Week 17-eve sex, wasted no time hopping on the 15-minutes of fame train Thursday after she revealed that she snuck past hotel security to hook up with the Buccaneers wide receiver.

Louise joined the Carton & Roberts show of WFAN to tell the boys about her sexual prowess and how AB84 couldn't last more than 30 seconds in the sack.

Louise told Craig Carton and Evan Roberts that she had to initiate the sex because Brown wouldn't stop complaining about the NFL and protocols.

“I just started making out with him, and then the first time we didn’t even have sex because, like I said, my head game is really good, so it was like 30 seconds,” Louise bragged.

That was sexual encounter No. 1. Carton, like a smart New York radio vet who has done some time in jail, pressed her on the second sexual encounter.

“Well, he wanted to go to sleep, he was like let’s go sleep, and I was like, 'What?' And then he was like 'wait, let me see the video,' and he played the video, and that excited him enough for round two…that only lasted about thirty seconds,” Ava added.

Poor Ava Louise.

She says the sex was great, but at the end of the day it was just 30-seconds on a Saturday night. Louise ended her WFAN call by taking full credit for Brown's antics Sunday when he walked off the MetLife Field and ended his Tampa playing career.

"I know that I drive men crazy, but I didn't think I drove them this crazy," she said.