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Ava Louise Claims Antonio Brown Is Fast On & Off The Field

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Hose hound clout chaser Ava Louise, a $9.99 per month OnlyFans model who gladly showed up at Antonio Brown’s hotel room for some Week 17-eve sex, wasted no time hopping on the 15-minutes of fame train Thursday after she revealed that she snuck past hotel security to hook up with the Buccaneers wide receiver.

Louise joined the Carton & Roberts show of WFAN to tell the boys about her sexual prowess and how AB84 couldn’t last more than 30 seconds in the sack.

Louise told Craig Carton and Evan Roberts that she had to initiate the sex because Brown wouldn’t stop complaining about the NFL and protocols.

“I just started making out with him, and then the first time we didn’t even have sex because, like I said, my head game is really good, so it was like 30 seconds,” Louise bragged.

That was sexual encounter No. 1. Carton, like a smart New York radio vet who has done some time in jail, pressed her on the second sexual encounter.

“Well, he wanted to go to sleep, he was like let’s go sleep, and I was like, ‘What?’ And then he was like ‘wait, let me see the video,’ and he played the video, and that excited him enough for round two…that only lasted about thirty seconds,” Ava added.

Poor Ava Louise.

She says the sex was great, but at the end of the day it was just 30-seconds on a Saturday night. Louise ended her WFAN call by taking full credit for Brown’s antics Sunday when he walked off the MetLife Field and ended his Tampa playing career.

“I know that I drive men crazy, but I didn’t think I drove them this crazy,” she said.

Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.

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  1. OK, stay calm… first, roll her down to the shore and try to push her into the water… and if you can’t get her back into the ocean then splash water on her until help arrives…we have dispatched a team of marine biologists to helicopter in and try to save her, stat!

    • I would imagine her target demographic would be the same as Outkick’s target demographic.

      I, also, assume there is some form of cross-advertising on her FansOnly page where her fans are screaming: “stop giving her any free publicity to Outkick.com and get on with the live-stream!!” Or her next TikToK will be: “Be sure to see my write-up on Outkick.com!”

      Both driving the mutually-INclusive demographic to each other’s websites.

      Just another slutty-fat-chick with too much eye make-up, silicone and obvious “daddy issues.”

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