The Boob Draft

Welcome to Outkick's boob draft. (Sorry, is that title misleading?) Today you have the opportunity to draft only ONE of these deceivingly fit shirtless dudes. Deceivingly fit because Clay is an avid Iron Triber who can do more pushups than you yet he's failed to develop any discernible pec muscles. And Jameis Winston is a projected number one draft pick who can't outrun the Publix loss prevention staff. At 19, he was the youngest Heisman Trophy winner to have already achieved the coveted Dad body.

Here is Jameis at FSU's pro day: 

This shirtless photo of Clay was taken during opening weekend of March Madness in Vegas. I attempted to tweet it then but Clay wouldn't let me on the basis of his "puffy nipples." 

It seems the real problem was Clay wanted a (slightly) bigger platform than my Twitter account, because he allowed FS1 to broadcast it on live television once he discovered his hero Jameis (ahem. And also) was sporting similarly puffy nipples. Upon seeing this photo of Clay, Fox Sports' own Charissa Thompson remarked, "You look better than I thought you would," which Clay mistook as a compliment. 


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Clay Travis is the founder of the fastest growing national multimedia platform, OutKick, that produces and distributes engaging content across sports and pop culture to millions of fans across the country. OutKick was created by Travis in 2011 and sold to the Fox Corporation in 2021. One of the most electrifying and outspoken personalities in the industry, Travis hosts OutKick The Show where he provides his unfiltered opinion on the most compelling headlines throughout sports, culture, and politics. He also makes regular appearances on FOX News Media as a contributor providing analysis on a variety of subjects ranging from sports news to the cultural landscape. Throughout the college football season, Travis is on Big Noon Kickoff for Fox Sports breaking down the game and the latest storylines. Additionally, Travis serves as a co-host of The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show, a three-hour conservative radio talk program syndicated across Premiere Networks radio stations nationwide. Previously, he launched OutKick The Coverage on Fox Sports Radio that included interviews and listener interactions and was on Fox Sports Bet for four years. Additionally, Travis started an iHeartRadio Original Podcast called Wins & Losses that featured in-depth conversations with the biggest names in sports. Travis is a graduate of George Washington University as well as Vanderbilt Law School. Based in Nashville, he is the author of Dixieland Delight, On Rocky Top, and Republicans Buy Sneakers Too.