Astros Hitting Coach Alex Cintron Suspended 20 games, A's Outfielder Ramon Laureano Six games

Major League Baseball has suspended Astros hitting coach Alex Cintron 20-games and Oakland A's outfielder Ramon Laureano six games. Considering Rob Manfred's hard-on for letting the Astros off the hook, the suspension comes as a surprise.

Ramon Laureano spoke after the game that Cintron escalated the incident by speaking about his mother.

"I regret charging him because he's a loser."

Thats hysterical. Laureano apologized for stooping to the level of the complete ignoramus Alex Cintron chooses to be. The retaliation usually draws the most attention, but Rob Manfred finally gets it right!

Laureano receiving a six game suspension stings, but you can't run at the dugout to fight someone like you're in a game of Tekken. The Astros are a classless organization that will surely be involved in more drama, so stay tuned!

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