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Adrian Peterson’s Still Trying To Sell His Texas House

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Detroit Lions running back Adrian Peterson just can’t find anyone to take his Woodlands, Texas house off his hands. ‘All Day’ is even willing to take a $500,000 loss on his massive 10,582 sq. ft. behemoth that features seven bedrooms and 13 bathrooms. That amount of bathrooms is crazy, but it’s even crazier this house has been on the market for FOUR YEARS!

AP bought the house for $5,050,000 in 2013 and had it on the market for $8,500,000 by 2016. The house has since gone through several asking price reductions and now has a $4,500,000 price tag.

From Peterson’s realtor:

Opulent custom estate on nine wooded acres. Private, gated entry drive leads to this magnificent, beautifully detailed home with every custom feature imaginable. Meticulously designed, featuring large chef’s kitchen, five fireplaces, two outdoor kitchens, two-story library, walk in wine cellar, guest quarters w/separate entrance & a beautiful master with spacious his & hers closets. Large bedrooms, upstairs & downstairs laundry rooms, full bar with game room & media room attached.

It’s unclear why Adrian can’t find a buyer for this house that has pretty much everything a rich guy’s looking for in suburban Houston. True, the gas and oil industry tanking hasn’t been good for the market, but you’d think someone out there would love to take this off Peterson’s hands at a reduced price in a hot market.

One thing it definitely needs is some sort of pavilion over the swim-up bar. I’m thinking something like what Dak Prescott has at his house. Otherwise, Peterson’s house looks ready to go if you’re looking to buy and move your books into the library during football season.

Mortgage: $25,000 or so per month before the air conditioning bill.

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Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.

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  1. My guess is that Adrian had one of his famous orgies there and people that shop in that town know it 👴🏾

    AP brought excitement to the Redskins for two years, but who knew he was actually playing for the cash 💰 in desperation.

    How can one person be that bad with $$$. $100 million in football earnings and he is broke.

  2. Adrian Peterson’s real estate agent has to be Jadeveon Clowney’s football agent he just dumped. What a disaster.

    One day, when anthropologists dig up this house and see 13 bathrooms vs. 7 bedrooms, they are going to wonder why the rich were so obsessed with urinating and defacating. The average house size in America is 2,600 sf. The average number of bathrooms is 2.4. That’s 1 bathroom per 1,083 sf. This house should only have 10 bathrooms. This seems reasonable. Every room has an en-suite bathroom and 3 daytime guest bathrooms are placed throughout the house for gatherings.

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