2023 Woke All-Star Challenge - Final Four
And then there were four wokes.
The votes have been counted, triple-checked, audited and certified by independent certifiers who specialize in certification and I can report that we're in for a battle unlike anything the Woke All-Star Challenge has ever seen.
Look at these woke names: Rex Chapman, Kendrick Perkins, Steve Kerr and Bomani Jones.
Those four names should give you goosebumps.
The first two years of the Woke Challenge saw two dominant woke icons -- Jemele Hill and Keith Olbermann (both have been retired from competition like Kentucky Derby champions) -- smoke through the competition because they were just too woke. In 2021, Jemele was so dominant that she kicked Olbermann's ass in the inaugural event.
The past two years haven't been fair fights.
Now we have a fair fight. This is the most balance the Identity Politics Final Four has ever seen.
Look at the left side of the bracket. You have scumbag Rex Chapman facing off against woke rising star (and No. 1 overall seed) Kendrick Perkins. Typically, that would be a clash of the titans in the finals. Not this year.
Over on the right, you have Steve Kerr, who would take a bullet for China vs. Bomani Jones, who has jumped on the woke train to keep securing job contracts at HBO.
It doesn't get any bigger than this.
Let’s get to the rules: