Just when I think today is the day the Zach Wilson sleeping with his mom’s hot friend allegation is going to quiet down, along comes the allegation that Wilson’s dad is dropping MILF jokes in public.
Sebastian Garcia, who is based in Utah, tweeted last week that he ran into Zach Wilson and asked for a photo. According to Garcia, Zach’s dad, Mike, was there to handle photography duties.
“Say MILF on 3!” Mike Wilson reportedly said as he was taking the photo.
Ran into @ZachWilson today and asked for a pic. His dad, as he’s taking the pic:
“Say MILF on 3!”
— Sebastian (@sebasgarciax) July 14, 2022
Now, at this point, I have no idea what’s truth or fiction out of Utah where the Wilsons have turned into the most interesting family of 2022. Mike Wilson’s wife, Lisa, has spent the last 10 days begging internet sleuths to stop calling her hot friends trying to figure out which one slept with her son and Mike reportedly has MILF jokes.
Part of me doesn’t believe Mike’s dropping MILF jokes while the other side of my brain is saying that the family is having fun with this allegation and Mike would 100% drop a MILF joke.
Mike is clearly not the alpha in this family. He’s the guy who’s off to the side working his ass off to make a boatload of money the old-fashioned way while Lisa’s humping it in their kitchen pumping out 50 Instagram Stories per day and acting as a cycling instructor.
This might be a case where Mike has a quick, dry sense of humor mixed in with a MILF joke here and there. You know the type of guy. The wife is loud, always front-and-center while the husband just wants to man the grill, talk sports, and feel the breeze while crushing another patio night.
That could be Mike. A MILF joke master.
Last year, Lisa Wilson wore me out with all her drama during the 2021 NFL season. This year is a whole different story. I’m locked in on mom, the QB son, and now dad. Make headlines, folks. I’m here for every single one of them.
And if you know which hot mom Zach allegedly slept with, by all means, let me know. I’ll do Ian Rapoport’s work for him.