Woman Arrested For Blowing Up Her Ex-Boyfriend's Jeep, She's Lucky To Still Have A Face

Kelly S. Hayes is lucky to still have a face and probably lucky to still be alive after (allegedly) blowing up an ex-boyfriend's Jeep. Go ahead and watch the video below. God was watching over Hayes if that's her dousing the Jeep with gasoline. I'm not a burn specialist, but I know what normally happens when a ball of fire hits flesh. If I'm Hayes' defense attorney, that's my plan of attack.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, look at my client's face. There's no way that's her blowing up a Jeep. But, cops say an eyewitness took down the getaway license plate and this is 100% the woman who turned herself into a viral video.

Here's the incident report from the Madison, Wisconsin police department:

It's definitely not a Chevy, but the eyewitness was probably in shock over what he/she just watched. As for the method of getting back with the ex-boyfriend, this is now the second story this week I've written about jaded ex-lovers. The other one was about the lady who went looking for help on www.rentahitman.com.

Ladies, I need you to think of a new strategy. Blowing up cars and trying to hire a hitman isn't working. Maybe buy a Facebook ad. Maybe you send him a bag of dicks. I don't want to see you going to jail over an ex. You can do so much better in life. Let's get it together.













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Joe Kinsey is the Senior Director of Content of OutKick and the editor of the Morning Screencaps column that examines a variety of stories taking place in real America. Kinsey is also the founder of OutKick’s Thursday Night Mowing League, America’s largest virtual mowing league. Kinsey graduated from University of Toledo.