What Kind of Porn Is Most Popular in the Big Ten?
A couple of weeks ago we dove into the porn habits of each SEC state.
The results were wildly popular. You were dirty, dirty birds Kentucky.
Thanks to massive data analysis, the top ten most searched porn terms by state have been compiled here.
Of course we immediately thought about every state in football terms and wondered, which conference is the dirtiest?
So after analyzing the SEC's porn state favorites, what conference makes sense to do next?
The Big Ten, of course.
Let's dive in.
Michigan
1. Milf
2. Teen
3. Creampie
If you're not sure what a creampie is -- and I wasn't -- then you can read the wikipedia page here.
4. College
5. Amateur
6. POV
Point of view.
7. Compilation
There were no compilations in the SEC. It appears that every Big Ten fan is a Scorcese of porn.
8. Lesbian
9. Hentai
This is Japanese anime porn.
I'm not sure there is a worse legal porn to like than Japanese anime porn.
10. Anal
Ohio
1. Milf
2. College
3. Teen
4. Creampie
5. Amateur
6. Compilation
7. POV
8. BBW
Big, Beautiful Woman
Yep, the state of Ohio likes fat chicks. Which might be the least surprising news ever.
9. Lesbian
10. Anal
Yep, Ohio likes anal.
No wonder those games against SEC teams are so popular in the Buckeye state.
Wisconsin
1. College
2. Teen
3. Creampie
4. Milf
5. POV
6. Amateur
7. Massage
8. Lesbian
9. Compilation
10. Anal
Honestly, I thought there would be a dairy component to Wisconsin porn.
I'm kind of disappointed.
Iowa
1. College
2. Milf
3. Creampie
4. POV
5. Teen
6. Backroom Casting Couch
Backroom Casting Couch!
Hollywood meet Sioux City, Sioux City, Hollywood.
7. Parody
Who knew there were so many porn hipsters in Iowa.
Porn hipster: "I'm not really into the real porn, I like the meta-porn, the porn that's making fun of the way other porn looks."
8. Massage
9. Anal
10. SC (gay)
I don't even know what this is.
And I'm too nervous to Google it.
So far Iowa is the freakiest of the Big Ten states. No telling what they actually do on the "Field of Dreams" after dark.
Illinois
1. Milf
2. College
3. Teen
4. POV
5. Massage
6. Amateur
7. Creampie
8. Lesbian
9. Compilation
10. Ebony
Ilinois is the first Big Ten state to like black chicks.
The rest of y'all are racist.
Nebraska
1. Creampie
2. College
3. Teen
4. Milf
5. POV
6. Lesbian
7. Amateur
8. Hentai
Raise your hand if you thought Nebraska farm boys would be into Japanese anime porn.
Yeah, me either.
9. Wife
Nebraska is the first state to embrace family values porn.
10. Massage
Minnesota
1. College
2. Creampie
3. Milf
4. Teen
5. POV
6. Massage
7. Compilation
8. Amateur
9. Lesbian
10. Anal
Even Minnesota's porn list is boring.
New Jersey
1. Milf
2. College
3. Teen
4. POV
5. Massage
6. Lisa Ann
This is an incredibly popular porn site that also showed up in the state of Tennessee's list.
7. Creampie
8. Asian
Lots of people think Jim Delany expanded and added Rutgers for the New York TV market. I have a different theory -- asian fetish.
9. Amateur
10. Indian
Indian porn makes an appearance.
Bollywood's got a new market.
Maryland
1. Ebony
First sign that Maryland is not a cultural fit in the Big Ten? Like a lot of SEC states, it likes black chicks.
2. College
3. Milf
4. Teen
5. Amateur
6. Black (gay)
7. BBW
Football, crabcakes, and fat chicks, it's what Maryland does!
8. Lesbian
9. Creampie
10. Massage
Pennsylvania
Not going to lie, I was really nervous for this state's list.
1. College
2. Milf
3. Teen
4. Creampie
5. Amateur
6. Lesbian
7. POV
8. Massage
9. Mom
Oh, no, Pennsylvania.
No.
No.
No.
10. BBW
....
How does the Big Ten's porn fetish compare to the SEC's?
But a cursory overview reveals that black women are less popular in the Big Ten and POV porn and fat chicks are much more popular. Also, surprisingly, Japanese cartoon porn is more popular in the SEC.
Indiana
1. Teen
2. Creampie
3. College
4. Milf
5. BBW
6. Amateur
7. Compilation
8. Mom
9. POV
10. Lesbian