Bobby Burack
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A wise man once said it takes just two words to succinctly describe a football game.
Here are two words for each Week 1 outcome:
Bills 31, Rams 10
A stampede.
Ravens 24, Jets 9
Sans agent.
Bears 19, 49ers
Slippery slope.
Dolphins 20, Patriots 7
Changing tide.
Eagles 38, Lions 28
It Hurts.
Colts 20, Texans 20, OT
Who cares?
Browns 26, Panthers 24
Half-Baker ideas.
Commanders 29, Jags 22
Nobody watched.
Steelers 23, Bengals 20, OT
Long snapper.
Saints 27, Falcons 26
Atlanta: cursed.
Chargers 24, Raiders 19
Herbert sherbert.
Chiefs 44, Cardinals 21
Cheetah, who?
Giants 21, Titans 20
#KickersMatter.
Vikings 23, Packers 7
Ayahuasca effects?
Bucs 19, Cowboys 3
Adrenaline (Cooper) rush.
