According to Twitter, Minneapolis police solved the George Floyd riots.
Umbrella Man did it.
He is 2020’s Lee Harvey Oswald, a lone AutoZone window-breaker responsible for turning peaceful protests into months of nationwide rioting and looting.
Umbrella Man fits the preferred media profile — a Hell’s Angels biker and white supremacist. Umbrella Man has previous arrests for domestic violence and assault.
The Minneapolis Star Tribune reported Tuesday night: “A Minneapolis police arson investigator said the act of vandalism at the AutoZone on E. Lake Street helped spark a chain reaction that led to days of looting and rioting. The store was among dozens of buildings across the city that burned to the ground in the days that followed.”
Umbrella Man did it. According to police, he vandalized AutoZone in an effort to inflame racial tensions.
Umbrella Man’s motive does not sound any different from the motives of the mainstream media, Black Lives Matter, Antifa, Twitter, Shaun King, LeBron James and most celebrity influencers.
Let me be clear. I am not defending Umbrella Man. I hope he and Derek Chauvin are prosecuted, convicted and severely punished.
But what makes Umbrella Man special?
For nearly a decade, we’ve been watching the media stir racial tension on a daily basis with a fact-less, bogus narrative that police are executing a murderous, genocidal plot against unarmed black people. This false narrative has led to numerous violent riots across America.
Is this all the work of Umbrella Man? Was he in Ferguson and Baltimore, too? Is Umbrella Man in Portland and Seattle right now? Are the white kids rioting nightly in the Greater Northwest secret members of the Hell’s Angels?
Or is Umbrella Man just another patsy who Twitter and the mainstream media are selling an easily bamboozled American public?
Umbrella Man is the man in the mirror staring back at Black Lives Matter, Antifa, Don Lemon, Rachel Maddow and Malcolm Jenkins. He is a co-conspirator in the self-destruction of America.
Everybody is using the tragic deaths of George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Ahmaud Arbery, Freddie Gray, Trayvon Martin, Michael Brown, Tamir Rice, Eric Garner, etc., to stir racial tension.
The people pointing to the Umbrella Man as though he’s some special lone gunman are his collaborators. Or they’re Jack Ruby, hired mercenaries sent to cover the trail of the assassins.
Umbrella Man is the perfect name. He’s a shield to protect the other bigots.
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