Kansas City Chiefs star Travis Kelce is changing up his look for the 2022 season.
While a great mustache doesn’t have the same impact as a mullet, it’s still a great way to change up the vibe.
Whenever you can look like a cop from a 1980s buddy film, you have to do it. Those are the rules of life.
As anyone who has ever had a mustache knows, it changes you. You get a lot more reckless in the best of ways.
One day, you’re a casual guy with soft edges. The next, you have a mustache and you’re drinking beer, riding a motorcycle and smoking cigs around the clock.
These are the rules of the universe, and Kelce’s mustache has now brought him into that realm.
We’ll have to wait and see if the mojo of the mustache translates to more wins on the field!