Tom Cruise screaming at Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and coworkers is exactly the type of collaboration you didn’t know you needed until you pressed play. And then it turns into a piece of art. Jason Gallagher, director of video at The Ringer, is the brains behind the genius idea of taking Tom screaming at workers over COVID concerns and making it into a Christmas movie.
Hey Santa, what do you think of Rudolph and his buddies jerking around and trying to get the North Pole put into a Gavin Newsom chokehold of lockdowns with restrictions on sucking down wings inside a bar?
You’re damn right Santa’s not happy. This old-timer works too hard to have some punk reindeer being reckless with the ‘VID. Listen to the boss, numbnuts.
This is my December passion project pic.twitter.com/M9nfZi3HPI
— Jason Gallagher (@jga41agher) December 17, 2020
“They’re back there in Hollywood making movies right now because of us! We are creating thousands of jobs, you motherf—ers!” Santa yells during his tirade.
“I don’t ever want to see it again! Ever!”
The pressure is clearly starting to mount on Santa. Maybe he should send a few of those toys through FedEx. Those guys are clocking 4.4 40s out of their trucks so they get home before midnight.
Full audio of Tom Cruise going off pic.twitter.com/sDsFNwFwNm
— Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave) December 16, 2020