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This Raising Cane’s Sauce Fountain Is Remarkable, Raises Some Questions

Knowing that I am into this sorta thing, a tipster texted me this morning about this fondue fountain that was loaded with Raising Cane’s sauce:

Look, you don’t need me to tell you that this is incredible ingenuity. Some things are self-evident. But I do have a few questions I’d like cleared up:

1) If this is indeed official Raising Cane’s sauce, how did our protagonist go about procuring that big a supply?

2) These people only had like two containers of tenders. How much sauce went to waste?

3) Why did the Raising Cane’s Twitter account take over 2.5 months since this video was originally tweeted in early July to acknowledge such greatness?

I’ll probably think about this video intermittently for a good portion of the rest of my life.

If you know the answers to my questions please get in touch at Glasspiegel.Ryan@gmail.com.

Written by Ryan Glasspiegel

Ryan Glasspiegel grew up in Connecticut, graduated from University of Wisconsin-Madison, and lives in Chicago. Before OutKick, he wrote for Sports Illustrated and The Big Lead. He enjoys expensive bourbon and cheap beer.

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