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At 72 years old, it finally happened to Bruce Springsteen. He’s officially Woody Allen’s doppelgänger. It’s an absolute lib lib dream come true situation.
You take the hero rockstar to the blue checkmark media nerds and mix him with the director that movie nerds love and you have Woody Springsteen. You’re selling out Madison Square Garden for 10 nights straight and then driving the movie nerds crazy at the Kennedy Center in New York City.
Well uh um Wendy, I was thinking, maybe, you know, we're like tramps, like some old black and white movie…or something, and well maybe…maybeee…we were botn to, you know, run. https://t.co/zRGx7P6qfp
— Spirit of 1877 (@chayesbaker) September 1, 2022
Now, there’s some debate between the lib libs if that’s Woody Springsteen or a cross between Springsteen and Martin Scorsese, 79.
You make the call here.
Take it away, Internet jokesters. Have some fun with the Woody Springsteen mashup.
"Gramps like us/Baby we were born to nap!!!!" https://t.co/HAnY1p3KBf
— Malzahnhangs60 (@MalzahnHangs60) September 1, 2022
I thought it was Scorsese lmaooo https://t.co/xCZkQKo8YV pic.twitter.com/MqcJ3kPPpE
— Mister Mellow Vol. 2 (@MisterMellowww) September 1, 2022
🎶 Baby we were born to mall walk 🎶 https://t.co/L4psZB4PFB
— Gregory Lunsford (@GregoryLunsford) September 1, 2022
I’d be curious to see a version of Woody Allen who constantly asserts the cultural superiority of New Jersey. https://t.co/TDlvamZ9HF
— Riled by Rumors (@writtenlow) September 1, 2022
Take the Money and Be Born to Run https://t.co/K3VEmaBZPu
— Robbie Sherwood (@RobbieSherwood) September 1, 2022
Born to take the money and run. https://t.co/zM4sDNAEzG
— Bruce Wolf (@BruceWolfChi) September 1, 2022
Bruce Springsteen basically is Woody Allen with a guitar: some of his stuff's pretty good, but the bizarre devotion of his fan base is cringe af. https://t.co/50AC4oZtVF
— Content Blues (@ShallowPedanti1) September 1, 2022
For all that is good and sacred please tell me this is a filter or photoshopped. https://t.co/pxlWo3Yzu6
— 100%NYTough💪🇺🇦 (@LBurke9915) September 1, 2022
And definitely not worth the ticket prices for his shows https://t.co/eh5i8OFEoj
— Stephanie Mitchell (@Stephan59874482) September 1, 2022
It's all good. Thunder Road baby. https://t.co/x0hAWiTm9g
— Sexton Hardcastle III (@TheSleazyLawyer) September 1, 2022
This tweet needs a trigger warning. https://t.co/yskCfBuMg2
— Mike (@FuMikechu) September 1, 2022
In this picture he is a dead ringer for Peter Bogdanovich’s therapist in the Sopranos. https://t.co/JTxDtkzw4g
— jeremysenderowicz (@senderowiczj) September 1, 2022
Why are people saying this. It’s Martin Scorsese or Eugene Levy. C’mon. https://t.co/OxbGttEcCr
— calm like tom bomb(adil) (@Overthougt) September 1, 2022
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The way Springsteen has virtue signaled, he and Woody likely have many similarities in the bedroom.