The Boob Draft

Welcome to Outkick’s boob draft. (Sorry, is that title misleading?) Today you have the opportunity to draft only ONE of these deceivingly fit shirtless dudes. Deceivingly fit because Clay is an avid Iron Triber who can do more pushups than you yet he’s failed to develop any discernible pec muscles. And Jameis Winston is a projected number one draft pick who can’t outrun the Publix loss prevention staff. At 19, he was the youngest Heisman Trophy winner to have already achieved the coveted Dad body.

Here is Jameis at FSU’s pro day: 

This shirtless photo of Clay was taken during opening weekend of March Madness in Vegas. I attempted to tweet it then but Clay wouldn’t let me on the basis of his “puffy nipples.” 

It seems the real problem was Clay wanted a (slightly) bigger platform than my Twitter account, because he allowed FS1 to broadcast it on live television once he discovered his hero Jameis (ahem. And also) was sporting similarly puffy nipples. Upon seeing this photo of Clay, Fox Sports’ own Charissa Thompson remarked, “You look better than I thought you would,” which Clay mistook as a compliment. 

 

Written by Clay Travis

OutKick founder, host and author. He's presently banned from appearing on both CNN and ESPN because he’s too honest for both.