The 9th Dumbest Fan Base in America: Clay Travis and Outkick Fans
Okay's here's the truth, y'all want to know who the dumbest fan base of all really is? It's Clay Travis and Outkick the Coverage fans. Y'all think your so smart with your bragging constantly about how you went to college and had kids you wanted.
BIG DEAL.
I could have gone to college too. You try getting three girls pregnant before your 18. You just try it. If your penises even worked. Ha, ha, losers. Your the dumbest of all because: YOU READ WHAT CLAY TRAVIS WRITES.
Outkick should have fired his ass a long time ago. He's racist and sexist and gay and loves Obama and probably Hitler too. That's just what Clay Travis is. He's the devil if the devil had a small penis and liked little boys.
FACE!
Yep, y'all are the dumbest ones of all. Because listen here, WE ARE NOT DUMB. My aunt went to college and likes the same team as me and this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that my favorite fan base isn't dumb.
That's math ahole.
Even if I agree with some of his dumbest fan base list he always takes it TOO FAR. The minute he started writing about my favorite team being dumb I emailed all my friends and said, "YOU HAVE TO READ THIS AND WE HAVE TO FIRE CLAY TRAVIS. SHARE IT WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK AND MAKE THEM READ IT TOO. THAT WILL SHOW HIM!"
And we did show him. Millions of us came to his site to read his crap CLICKBATE. CLICKBATE?! More like masterbate! (High five!) That's why one day Outkick is going to fire Clay Travis. Because too many people are going to read his site.
I'm tired of all the elitsm here too. Like, Clay Travis writes about "Game of Thrones" all the time. That's on HBO. Well, guess what, you eliteist, "MOST OF US DON'T HAVE HBO. WE AREN'T ALL RICH WITH THE INTERNET AND SMOKE ALARMS IN OUR HOUSES."
You eliteist punks are all like, "Jon Snow this and Jon Snow that, well, fuck Jon Snow and fuck Clay Travis and fuck Outkick the Coverage too. Your all dumb."
This site never talks about sports either. If I wanted to read about girls who pretend to be boys I'd read about Vandy football.
Clay Travis is also the worst righter ever. The worse. He doesn't ever just give us the facts. This is sports. All we want is the facts. A score is a fact. You know what isn't a fact? Not the score. And what does he give us over and over again? His opinyon. And guess what? HIS OPINYON ISN'T THE EXACT SAME AS MINE ALL THE TIME. AND IN AMERICA IF YOUR OPINYON ISN'T THE EXACT SAME AS MINE ALL THE TIME YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO? WE SAY YOU CAN'T HAVE IT.
Newsflash, buster, this ain't IRAC.
But the thing that makes me maddest of all is that your all making him filthy rich. And you know what he's going to spend all his money on? Gaywads. He's just going to be walking up to gaywads and saying, "Hey, are you a gaywad? Yes, you are? Well, here's $100 from Clay Travis, gaywad king."
Pretty soon the gaywads are all going to be rich too.
And you know what the gaywads will do with it? Become terrorists. Don't believe me? Just ask Donald Trump. He gets it. "YOUR FIRED, Clay Travis."
That's what he does. At least when he's not putting up boobs and being super sexist. I get really bothered when anyone is sexist because God made women to serve men. Everybody knows that. Where do you think girls came from? Our rib. Like my buddy always says, "The man is the head of the household and that makes the woman the bottom."
Get it?
Anyway, here's the deal, I like women for what's on the inside. I don't judge them by how they look on the outside. When I see boobs, my first thought is: I wonder how she did on the GED? Honest to God, I don't even like pretty girls. If I could sleep with their minds, I would.
Lord's truth.
And then Clay Travis, THE BIGGEST BOOB OF ALL WITH THE BIGGEST MANBOOBS OF ALL, he just puts up pictures of pretty girls who are dating quarterbacks and he makes me mad that he doesn't talk about pretty girls on the inside too. Big deal, somebody outkicked their coverage and has a hot wife. Hey nimrods, here's how you judge a woman: can she fix a flat tire? Will she keep working when she gets accidentally pregnant for the eighth time? Is herpes a deal breaker? Because those are the things that matter in a woman, not how she looks.
Plus, he's racist to.
And I know all about racism. Everybody knows that racism is when your favorite team's football player commits a crime and can't play football anymore. THAT'S RACEIST!
But just to be sure I asked my black friend what he thought about Clay Travis.
And he said, "Who?"
See, Clay Travis is so racist black people don't even say his name out loud!
So I hope y'all feel good about what your doing. Your making a racist, sexist, gaywad Muslim filthy rich.
The worse thing of all is this -- he's not even funny. Everybody knows that if every single person doesn't agree something's funny than it's not funny.
HEY CLAY TRAVIS YOUR NOT FUNNY.
NEITHER ARE YOUR READERS.
YOUR ALL DUMB AND RACIST AND SEXIST AND GAY TOO.
SUCK IT, LOSERS.
Sincerely,
Rufus Montague
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