Texas A&M Coed Crashes Into Police Car While Taking Topless Selfie

Texas A&M student Miranda Kay Rider was trying to send her boyfriend a topless Snapchat photo when she ran into a parked police car. 

I honestly think this should go in the quality wins column when the college football playoff committee considers the teams. If A&M’s 11-1 with wins over Tennessee, Auburn, and LSU, this drunk topless chick who ran into a police car ought to be the win that puts them over the top. 

Quoth the article:

“As the officer approached the SUV, he observed Miranda Kay Rader with her bra unfastened trying to put her shirt back on. She told the officer that she was driving back to her dorm on campus and had been sending a Snapchat picture to her boyfriend while stopped at a red light, according to the police report.

Rader, who told the officer she was not injured, also had an open bottle of wine in the vehicle, the report says.”

I’m gonna be honest with you guys, I love this girl. Sure, she’s probably crazy and odds are every time her boyfriend gets a Snapchat from her he’s not sure whether she’s going to be threatening to kill him or topless, but that’s just the chances you take. When the going is good she screws you like a damn pornstar, when the going is bad she might stab you to death with a broken wine bottle.

Life’s full of risks. 

This chick’s just riding around in her car with an open bottle of wine, swigging away, while taking topless pictures of herself and sending them to her boyfriend. (By the way, the “boyfriend” has to be Johnny Manziel, right? Just has to be.) 

At 8:30 in the evening on a Wednesday!

That’s not even a party night or a party hour in College Station. There isn’t even anyone drunk at Chimy’s yet.

Yet this chick is just out here doing her best to make America great again. 

So she happened to run into a police car while she was topless and drinking from an open bottle of wine?

It happens. 

Did anyone ever think to ask why the police car just stopped in the middle of the road? It’s like that policeman was just daring her to run into him while she was topless and drunk. Hello, #secgirlslivesmatter

That’s why hot girl privilege exists, for situations exactly like this, when it’s Wednesday evening and you just can’t handle school anymore and you want to go get in your car and pop open a wine bottle and take pictures of your boobs in a public place.

Who hasn’t been there?

Like Jesus and I always say, judge not lest ye be judged.  

(Also, I tried to find this girl’s Instagram or Twitter or Facebook accounts and couldn’t. These pictures have to be amazing so Tweet the link to me when you guys find it. Honestly, she or her boyfriend probably reads Outkick so if you want to come on the radio show to talk about this story, I’d love to have you as well.)