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Dr. Seuss Books Spike In Sales After The Left Tries To Cancel Him

Ever since President Joe Biden canceled Dr. Seuss, Dr. Seuss books have been flying off the virtual shelves at Amazon.com. As a matter of fact, Dr. Seuss holds the top eight bestseller spots this week, and now Ted Cruz wants Joe Biden’s help selling his own books.

“Who knew Joe Biden was such a great book seller,” Cruz tweeted.

There’s nothing quite like watching liberals hate a product so much that it spikes the market. A similar phenomenon occurred when AOC called for a boycott of Goya products but ended up causing a tremendous surge in Goya sales.

It’s really too bad that Dr. Seuss became racist this year. Must’ve been different books Michelle and Barack Obama were reading to children during their tenure?

It’s about control

Ted Cruz was obviously having fun with his tweet, but he also recognizes the danger in giving an inch to liberal policy. Though Americans still have the right to read Dr. Seuss, all it would take to lose that right is for Biden to sign another executive order banning it. We’re not putting it past him.

What’s even scarier, though, is wondering where this trend goes from here. Children were kept away from schools despite science, which then led to a spike in suicides amongst minors. Now the president wants to limit what they can read. Is the Bible next?

Dr. Seuss was canceled because a few unimportant people took exception to his books, so now we’re taking steps to ban stories that only a few people don’t understand. We’re essentially agreeing not to read or write anything that offends anybody. We can’t make jokes that not everyone likes, we can’t open a restaurant unless everyone is on board, and we can’t buy a product like Goya if some people don’t like the opinions of the person who runs the company.

Liberal losers can’t stand that people learn, laugh, and love things they don’t like, and they are now grooming our society to be terrified of offending anybody, which will stifle creativity.

We really are becoming China right before our eyes.

Written by Gary Sheffield, Jr

Gary Sheffield Jr is the son of should-be MLB Hall of Famer, Gary Sheffield. He covers basketball and baseball for OutKick.com, chats with the Purple and Gold faithful on LakersNation, and shitposts on Twitter. You can follow him at GarySheffieldJr

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  1. I know the current term is cancel but its just plain censorship wrong whatever you call it and now going after Dr Seuss and Mr Potato Head how petty and shallow can you get another great article by Gary.

  2. Everyone in the Biden admin bought up a ton of Dr. Seuss books or found some way to short the good Dr. in the last month or two haha. Any move they make certainly has some sort of aim to line their pockets on the back end.

  3. This trend toward censorship is an awful path. We all need to be contacting our state and federal legislators, and letting them know that they need to stand up for the 1st Amendment, all across the nation. Send an email or make a phone call. Don’t continue to be the *silent* majority.

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