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Still Clueless, California Calls For Masks In Schools

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Now would be a great time to own a moving company in California. After state health officials announced that masks will continue to be required in school settings, California residents may be fleeing the state even more quickly than Joe Rogan. Anyone who refuses to follow the California Department of Public Health’s (CDPH) ridiculous guidelines will be excluded from campus.

Per the CDPH, all students in grades K – 12 and adults within these settings will be required to wear face coverings, even those who are vaccinated. If a condition prevents someone within these settings from wearing a face covering, he or she will be expected to wear a non-restrictive alternative such as a face shield. Those who fail to comply will be banned from campus.

Remind me again why people still live here? It’s the taxes, right?

The fan-favorite CDC no longer requires masks indoors, but that isn’t stopping the California Love for masks. “Masking is a simple and effective intervention that does not interfere with offering full in-person instruction,” Mark Ghaly, California Health and Human Services Agency Secretary told the Los Angeles Times.  “At the outset of the new year, students should be able to walk into school without worrying about whether they will feel different or singled out for being vaccinated or unvaccinated — treating all kids the same will support a calm and supportive school environment.”

Any parents knowingly sending their children to these prisons which “mask” as schools should swing by Hollywood and audition for a Dumb and Dumber reboot.

Written by Anthony Farris

Anthony is a former high school basketball intramural champion who played a leading role in creating two offspring. He spends his weekends hoping for an MTV Rock N' Jock revival.

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