Stephen A. Smith Thinks Side Pieces, Conjugal Visits Are Needed In The Bubble

Stephen A. Smith has long been an advocate for getting NBA players some tail in the NBA bubble. Today he doubled down on it during First Take.

I mean, if Ted Bundy found time for a bit of crumpet during his stay at Florida State Prison, shouldn't our NBA friends get it, too?

Celtics star Jaylen Brown has already spoken over the difficulties in the bubble.

"It's like you're at work all the time. It's tough being away from our family and isolated from society."

ISOLATED FROM SOCIETY.

His spiel has to be intended to change social circumstances for some buns. The bundle of choices via Instagram for these athletes without the ability to act feels like window shopping. If you walk into lulu lemon everyday, eventually you have to buy something.

As of now...we have professional athletes locked in what seems like a jail cell away from the freedoms of society. We don't feel sorry for them, but we do understand.

We can't wait to see if Stephen A's bit actually lets players bus in a Sommer Ray. Let's make a reality TV show on it!

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