Stephen A. Smith Thinks Side Pieces, Conjugal Visits Are Needed In The Bubble

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Stephen A. Smith has long been an advocate for getting NBA players some tail in the NBA bubble. Today he doubled down on it during First Take.

I mean, if Ted Bundy found time for a bit of crumpet during his stay at Florida State Prison, shouldn’t our NBA friends get it, too?

Celtics star Jaylen Brown has already spoken over the difficulties in the bubble.

“It’s like you’re at work all the time. It’s tough being away from our family and isolated from society.”


His spiel has to be intended to change social circumstances for some buns. The bundle of choices via Instagram for these athletes without the ability to act feels like window shopping. If you walk into lulu lemon everyday, eventually you have to buy something.

As of now…we have professional athletes locked in what seems like a jail cell away from the freedoms of society. We don’t feel sorry for them, but we do understand.

We can’t wait to see if Stephen A’s bit actually lets players bus in a Sommer Ray. Let’s make a reality TV show on it!

Written by Gary Sheffield, Jr

Gary Sheffield Jr is the son of should-be MLB Hall of Famer, Gary Sheffield. He covers basketball and baseball for, chats with the Purple and Gold faithful on LakersNation, and shitposts on Twitter. You can follow him at GarySheffieldJr


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  1. How about our military troops who are deployed for many months away from their family and country they don’t have room service in 4 or 5 star hotels and are not constantly babied like these dudes just sayin.

  2. Life is tough in the bubble when you’re pampered 24/7 and your toughest battle is playing a game you’d play for free, while getting paid multi million dollars. Our military has it easy. Sigh.

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