You know things are rough for Derek Dooley when even Toddler Derek Dooley, last year’s Volunteer state sensation, is dressing up as Jon Gruden this Halloween.
Mom Cortney sends this email to OKTC:
The Gruver, it’s real!
Here was Toddler Dooley in happier, less losing times.
As if that wasn’t enough, there’s now a song advocating for the firing of Derek Dooley and the hiring of Jon Gruden.
Yep, the Volunteer state has gone crazy.
Let’s dive into the Starting 11:
1. Alabama crushed Mississippi State.
Remember all those State fans posting 8-0 photos?
Yeah, that went well.
Jesus was pleased.
2. Georgia took down Florida.
Meaning the Gators are in a similar position to Alabama after last season’s loss to LSU. Seemingly eliminated from national title contention. Only, guess what, the Gators are likely to finish the season as the highest rated one-loss team (this assumes losses by LSU and Georgia to Alabama) if Oregon, Kansas State, and Notre Dame all lose, the Gators would play Alabama for the title without winning their division.
Granted that means that the Gators have to beat Florida State on the road, but that game is actually perfect timing for Florida.
Win and there’s a slingshot element to that victory.
Anyway, just keep this in mind. It’s not that unbelievable that an SEC East team could play for the national title without winning its own division.
3. Notre Dame beat Oklahoma, making Notre Dame fans completely insufferable.
Alabama fans are dumb, but at least their team is really good.
Notre Dame fans are dumb and their team would barely be in the top half of the SEC. (And that might be generous. Do you feel confident that Notre Dame would beat Texas A&M on a neutral field? I don’t. Not at all. In fact, I’d take A&M in this game). And it’s not just me, Las Vegas would make Notre Dame an underdog to Alabama, LSU, Florida, and Georgia.
I’m almost rooting for Notre Dame to play Alabama in the BCS title game just because I’m 100% confident Bama would beat the Irish by over three touchdowns.
Of course, Fighting Irish fans won’t buy that since Notre Dame fans are now convinced that they would be favored against the New England Patriots.
Read on below to see how I’d rank Notre Dame in the SEC this year.
4. Let’s talk about Marcus Lattimore for a moment.
I absolutely love this guy and wish him nothing but the best as he tries to recover from his latest season-ending injury.
I watched him carry the football over 40 times as a true freshman at Florida. South Carolina won that game and advanced to the SEC title game. It was a virtuoso performance. No one who watched Marcus Lattimore play as a freshman doubts that he would have been a top twenty pick in the draft after that year.
So why doesn’t Lattimore have the option to go pro?
What has he gained — other than the potential end of his football career — by being forced to play college football the past two seasons?
The NFL’s refusal to allow talented adults to go pro when they want to go pro should be considered a moral issue. Just because the NFL’s age restriction has been held to be legal thus far, doesn’t mean it’s right. The fact that Marcus Lattimore’s career could end without him making a dime — when the free market would have clearly paid him millions — is just flat out wrong.
The Gruden Fever, Gruver, is truly everywhere.
By the way, you know who has the freest market on earth?
Their contracts don’t mean a damn thing, they can move at a moment’s notice and change jobs. You know who can’t move at all and make any money? The players who make them rich.
Something to think about.
6. If all the undefeated teams win out, Alabama and Oregon will play for the BCS title.
I know it’s fun for talking heads to pretend that they have no idea how the final BCS standings will look, but it’s not that hard at all.
In reality, we know exactly what the final BCS standings will look like if there are four undefeated teams.
3. Kansas State
4. Notre Dame
Is that fair to Kansas State?
But that’s the BCS.
And it’s why I’ve been advocating for the four team playoff to be moved up a year instead of allowing the BCS to screw things up for another season.
7. The greatest pumpkin carving ever?
Meet the buttchugger pumpkin.
The number of buttchugger costumes this year is simply amazing.
(I’ll have a best Halloween costumes column on Wednesday. Send in your pic nominees to firstname.lastname@example.org or you can Tweet them to me as well).
8. Will Muschamp sideline faces!
And, not to be outdone, here’s Georgia defensive coordinator Todd Grantham’s sideline face.
9. Auburn fans, I’m not even going to make fun of you anymore.
But I will say this, a UT fan emailed me on Saturday night and said he felt bad for Auburn.
A UT fan!
Just go hire Bobby Petrino right now.
The Devil is strong on the Plains.
10. Mizzou got its first ever SEC win over Kentucky.
How bad is Kentucky football?
Mizzou beat them by over three touchdowns.
In the process the Tigers won me my $1k bet on Kentucky winning under 4.5 games this season.
This is the easiest money I’ve ever made.
Question for you, what happens in a neutral site game between Kentucky and Auburn? Be honest, don’t y’all kind of want to see this? I mean, wouldn’t you rather the Independence Bowl took the two worst SEC teams and let them play than taking the 10th best SEC team and letting them play some crappy school from another conference?
Kentucky vs. Auburn would be a comedy pyramid.
11. There are five SEC teams in the top eight of the current BCS standings. Here’s my power rankings for the week.
This week, just for fun, I’ve pretended Notre Dame was an SEC school.
5. South Carolina
6. Texas A&M
7. Notre Dame
8. Mississippi State
9. Ole Miss