This is what happens when you’re a good team in the ACC, you get so bored with the conference competition that two members of your starting secondary, P.J. Williams and Terrence Brooks, are playing hangman on the sideline during the 4th quarter.
This week against Idaho they might be able to play hangman between plays with dry erase boards on the actual field.
That’s because there is no real threat to the Seminoles this coming weekend.
Next weekend, however, I have a feeling the Gators will play them much better.
At least defensively, any way.
But let’s not kid ourselves, Florida State isn’t losing on the field.
The biggest challenge left for the 2013 Seminoles isn’t even on the field, it’s the sexual assault investigation into Jameis Winston.
1. Baylor has effectively passed Ohio State in the BCS.
When Baylor was just 4-0, I told y’all this would happen if the Bears kept winning and Buckeye fans were furious that I would even suggest the possibility.
But all you had to do was look at Baylor’s backloaded schedule and project what would happen. The computers already agree, having leapt Baylor up to third in the BCS. The only thing keeping Ohio State above Baylor is the notoriously unreliable coaches poll. And the Buckeye lead in the coaches poll keeps diminishing each week.
Now, I actually think Baylor may lose this weekend at Oklahoma State — and I also don’t think Alabama or Florida State are losing either — but if Baylor wins out the Bears will be the next team up in the event of a Bama or FSU stumble.
2. What has Georgia done to piss off the football Gods?
This season has been like a football snuff film for Georgia.
But everything, the injuries, the crying fans, a loss at Vandy!, paled in comparison to the way Saturday’s game ended.
It even left Alabama fans floored.
3. David Cutcliffe is doing extraordinary work at Duke.
The Blue Devils, who beat Miami by 18 this past weekend, will be favored to finish 10-2 and represent the ACC Coastal in the title game against Florida State.
The only games left on the Blue Devil schedule are at Wake Forest and at North Carolina.
Interestingly, if North Carolina beat Duke, then we could have a five-way 5-3 tie in the ACC Coastal Division. That tie would include Duke, Virginia Tech, Miami, North Carolina, and Georgia Tech.
I have no idea who wins this five-way tiebreak, but if UNC beats Duke the final week of the season we’d at last have a three-way tie.
Start running the tiebreaks.
But you don’t really need tiebreaks for this — the national coach of the year race is now between David Cutcliffe, Gus Malzahn, and Gary Pinkel.
4. USC has rallied the troops around Ed Oregeron.
There’s no denying how much USC players love Coach O.
But even in the wake of the Stanford win the Trojans can’t really hire Coach O, can they?
Orgeron went 10-25, 3-21 in the SEC in three years as head coach at Ole Miss. He’s now 5-0 in the Pac 12 (USC lost of ouf of conference to Notre Dame, so will those of you who can’t read stop emailing me that Coach O. isn’t undefeated? I said IN THE PAC 12. Seriously, the number of people on Twitter who offer corrections that only demonstrate their own lack of reading comprehension is shocking.)
Coach O. would be entertaining as hell as USC’s coach, but he’d fade pretty quickly with all the obligations that come with running a big-time program.
There’s no way USC hires him, right?
5. Oregon is back leading the Pac 12 and will likely play Ohio State in the Rose Bowl.
The Ducks will beat the Buckeyes by ten in the Rose Bowl and we won’t have to hear any more about Ohio State’s regular season win streak. (A regular season win streak, by the way, that has also been equaled by Northern Illinois. How come we don’t hear anything about this streak?)
Oregon’s not even entirely out of the BCS title picture.
Sure, a bunch of upsets would have to happen, but that’s occurred before.
Don’t sleep on the Ducks.
6. Vanderbilt is bowl eligible for the third straight year.
Prior to James Franklin’s arrival the Commodores had been to four bowl games in program history. Now he’s nearly doubled their bowl history in just three years. The win over Kentucky wasn’t pretty, but you know the culture at Vandy has changed when you can critique the quality of their wins. For most of Vanderbilt’s history it didn’t matter how the Commodores won, a win was always sweet no matter how it happened.
Now the question is this — can Vandy win at Tennessee?
If the Commodores can get a win in Knoxville, then a second straight eight win regular season is likely.
Want a crazy stat?
Alabama and Texas A&M are the only SEC teams with a better record than Vanderbilt in the past 17 games. Bama’s 16-1, A&M’s 14-3 and Vandy’s 13-4. (South Carolina is also 13-4).
7. Where do you store your cowbell if your hands are busy holding something else?
Dan Mullen deserves an extension for this.
8. Can Texas A&M snag the SEC’s second BCS bowl bid?
Right now Fresno State and Central Florida are both likely to qualify for BCS bowls.
That means two of the BCS games are probably going to be fairly crappy. The Sugar Bowl is likely to end up with Central Florida and the Fiesta Bowl is likely to get Fresno State.
What could help to save the Sugar Bowl?
Johnny Manziel on Bourbon Street to finish his college football career.
How does this happen? A&M has to win back-to-back road games, at LSU this weekend and then at Missouri next weekend. If Manziel and A&M can pull both of these games out — and I don’t necessarily think they will — then Manziel’s career would probably end playing Central Florida in the Sugar Bowl.
That’s kind of perfect, right?
9. Homeland is now perfection.
If you aren’t watching the show, you’re wasting your life.
Fingers crossed that Dana has been written out of every episode for the rest of the series.
10. Outkick’s national top ten: (More explanation of my rankings here).
7. Ohio State
8. Texas A&M
9. South Carolina
11. Outkick’s SEC Power Ratings: (If you want more detail on these rankings you can click here for my Sunday updates).
4. Texas A&M
5. South Carolina
7. Ole Miss
12. Mississippi State