The Idea Of Bill Belichick And Jordon Hudson Having A Baby Is Still Absurd

As Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson's relationship continues to heat up, the rumor mill about what their next steps are continues to swirl.

And by rumor mill, I mean a quick Google search, but I digress.

By the looks of things, it would appear Hudson, 24, is trying to "strong-arm" her beau Belichick, 73, into having some babies with her.

I am sure it's still biologically feasible at this point, but the thought of a man 49 years his girlfriend's (not wife's) senior fathering children makes me seriously concerned.

I could sit here and try to verbalize why this is wrong on a multitude of different levels, but I don't think I could do a better job than our guy, Ricky Cobb, did on X this morning.

Perfectly put, my friend!

Bill Belichick, the man who won six Super Bowls for the New England Patriots was coaching the Cleveland freaking Browns before his beloved Jordon was even a twinkle in her parents' eyes.

Hell, as one of the comments under Ricky's post pointed out, the Browns ceased to exist and then came back two years before Jordon was born.

Watching the GOAT turn into a sheep at the hands of the internet's favorite beauty pageant runner-up is even more of a gut punch as a Dolphins fan.

Why couldn't this woman have been born two decades earlier?

At least then he could've been too distracted by CBS Sunday Morning interviews to have an absolute stranglehold on the AFC East for nearly the entirety of my existence.

I will be interested to see what comes of these baby rumors in the near future.

It sounds like many people in Belichick's "inner circle" are furious at the idea of him having kids with Hudson, and who could blame them?

You think Stephen Belichick wants a new baby brother at 38-years-old?

Oh, to be a fly on the wall at the Belichick Thanksgiving dinner this fall.