Last night Murray State beat Southern Illinois 73-65.
It was a pedestrian eight point loss, the kind of college basketball game that happens and no one even notices. Doubt me? Here’s the box score.
But then Southern Illinois head coach Barry Hinson took the mic and made the game unforgettable.
I’m not sure what my favorite part of this rant is.
Is it the penis size reference? Saying that his wife could go at least 2-11 inside because at least she’d shot fake? Suggesting that Navy Seal Team Six snipers must have been behind his team’s inability to keep their feet?Comparing his team to wayward puppies? His description of his three starting guards’ play?
This entire rant is a gift from the comedy gods.
Thank you Barry Hinson, for a Christmas gift we can all be thankful for.
It’s the coaching gift that keeps on giving.