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I guess the Woke All-Star Challenge is a big hit

Good morning everyone, especially those of you who are enjoying the OutKick Woke All-Star Challenge that went live Wednesday afternoon. Soon, we will finally crown a champion of woke, someone who goes above and beyond for woke. It didn't take long for the wokes to come out of the woodwork to complain that the Challenge was "sad, stupid shit" and I couldn't agree with that stance any more if I tried.

There were those who fired off "I can't believe someone wasted their time on this shit" shots at me and those who think it's possible to cancel me for creating a Sweet 16 of Woke. Folks, I've made this very clear over the last 9 months or however long it's been since June 1, 2020. OutKick will be my last Internet stop. I don't have further aspirations. I don't want a TV career. I don't want a radio career. And I already worked for newspapers.

I've reached the pinnacle of my career. I will not leave my small Ohio town. I will not stop golfing on Friday afternoons during the summer. I will not stop crushing Busch Lights because beer nerds say I should crush hazy beers because they're so in right now. Go ahead and bury me right here. I've said I'm going balls to the walls for however long Clay will have me around, and then I will ride off into the sunset as a new generation grows up to do the Internet their way.

Until then, I'm going to waste my time on some ridiculous shit for these ridiculous times that we're living in. We're going to mix it up like the old days of the Internet. We're going to post things the mainstream nerds don't think are funny, but what do they know anyway? I'm not going to take the world too seriously, and at the end of the day if I haven't challenged you guys, made you laugh, and helped you get through another miserable day of work, then I haven't done my job.

It's been the same stance I've had since firing up my Internet career way back in 2007. There's no stopping me now until Clay tells me time's up.

• I need more Instagram model recommendations. Hit up the IG DMs. You guys have been slipping this week. Also, what are you seeing out in society? Show me what's going on in your part of the world.

• Hope you guys are paying attention to what the OutKick 360 crew has going on. The show production continues to evolve and now includes guests, so it's not just Kuharsky rambling on for three hours and Hutton sprawled out for the ladies. By the way, think about how many button-up shirts the guys had to buy to do the show five days a week. I can't imagine getting dressed five days a week.

• Remember those 3D printed houses I was talking about a couple weeks ago? Homeless man Tim Shea, 70, has moved into one in Austin and said, “I hope I stay here until my last dying days.” Tim adds that the house has “changed my life.”

• 40-70+ mph winds tomorrow morning. I won't be a dick and put out the garden bags and let them blow away. Stay safe out there.

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