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Skip Bayless Lets The Music Take Control After The Cowboys Win Again

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Skip Bayless is starting to feel it. The 69-year-old guns are starting to pop out of the Dri-FIT® a little more. The swagger is back. The Cowboys are in the playoff hunt for Week 17, and this is Skip’s time to shine. He rubs it in the faces of his haters with some vintage moves to a vintage C+C Music classic, “Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now).”

Here is the dome, back with the bass
The jam is live in effect and I don’t waste time
On the mic with a dope rhyme Jump to the rhythm, jump, jump to the rhythm jump
And I’m here to combine
Beats and lyrics to make your shake your pants
Take a chance, come on and dance
Guys grab a girl, don’t wait, make her twirl
It’s your world and I’m just a squirrel

These are the moves you make when Andy Dalton completes 73% of his passes, drops three touchdown passes on the Eagles and finishes with a 134.7 QB rating in Week 16. These are the moves you make when the Cowboys win three in a row after being left for dead in early December when the Football Team and Ravens drilled them in back-to-back weeks.

This is the body catching up to the mind as Skip realizes he has a massive pile of Undisputed content for the final week of 2020. JuJu Smith-Schuster has his TikTok empire, while Skip has a Twitter dance empire (is that a Magnavox dual-cassette with ‘Turbo Bass’ he’s using?). Pick a lane and stay in it.

Tryin’ to get a nut to move your butt
To the dance floor, so yo what’s up
Hands in the air, come on say “yeah”
Everybody over here, everybody over there
The crowd is live and I pursue this groove
Party people in the house

This is a guy who just wants to dance. A guy who wants to crank that Magnavox and dance around his living room. Now Skip needs Andy Dalton to lead this team to one more win over the Giants and for Washington to lose to Philly.

Come on let’s sweat, baby
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you
Sweat, sweat
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you

Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.

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