A Florida woman is suing Velveeta’s parent company because her cup of Velveeta shells and cheese took longer to make than it said on the cup. While most would find this to be a minor inconvenience, Amanda Ramirez of Hialeah, Florida decided it was worth litigating. She filed a class-action suit against Kraft Heinz Foods […]
There are many ways to fail a field sobriety test. A Florida woman added doing ballet and Irish folk dancing instead of the exercises to the list earlier this year. The Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office recently released the body camera footage of Amy Harrington’s field sobriety test from back on April 27. According to deputies, […]
A woman was arrested this week outside of a Publix in Clermont, Florida. She reportedly stabbed a minivan with a pitchfork. Prior to the incident with the minivan, the woman was selling teddy bears in front of the grocery store. The man who had his vehicle stabbed didn’t want police called and offered to pay […]
Here’s some free advice for those ladies out there who have boyfriends, husbands or baby daddies in jail: get yourself some side action until he gets out. Take care of yourself while Tito is serving six months for passing bad checks or whatever he’s in for. Whatever you do, don’t end up like Florida woman […]
Florida woman Julia Yonkowski was just trying to grab $20 from a Chase Bank ATM Saturday when one thing led to another and she learned there was a billion dollars in her account. $999,985,855.94 to be exact. Julia told WFLA that instead of withdrawing a couple straps and blowing it at the clubs, she freaked […]
Typically when a Florida Man or Florida Woman go nuts, they don’t get naked and tear up an Outback Steakhouse, but that’s exactly what a 53-year-old woman is accused of doing (it’s on video, she destroys a wall of liquor), according to the Ocala News. Police say Tina Kindred got naked at a restaurant called […]
A Florida-based Maxim magazine cover model hopeful has deleted her Instagram page and went dark on social media after word leaked of her arrest Saturday evening outside a bar in St. Petersburg for being drunk and offering lap dances to random people walking down the street. When cops showed up to arrest Olivia Taylor-Washek, 28, […]
It appears we have our very first mother-daughter vs. daughter’s rival middle school fight of the year, and it gets even better because this one happened last week in Florida. So, as you guys know, there has to be a twist. There’s zero chance I’m wasting my time posting about a simple mother-daughter vs. daughter’s […]
Florida woman Joanna Zielinski claims to know exactly what it is going to take to sober up her drunken sister? She just needed to be stabbed a few times and it would snap her right out of a good drunk, according to Zielinski who was arrested Thursday for driving an EpiPen into her sister. “I’m […]
Oh look, a snake crawling out of an artificial Christmas tree in Davenport, Florida. Facebook experts say that’s a rat snake just hanging out, minding its business in a tree like it would do in the wild. Those of us who aren’t down with snakes slithering out of Christmas trees — or any other part […]
Florida woman Theresa Stanley, 36, was arrested August 31 for theft and indecent exposure at the Lion’s Den Adult Superstore, a 3.5 star Google Review establishment, in Fort Pierce. Cops allege Theresa got naked and took a “pink-colored” sex toy for a test drive right there in the store. It’s Florida and all, but the state […]