Ratatata...Deer Season Opens At Ohio Assisted Living Facility

It's time to fill the freezer at the Continental Manor in Blanchester, Ohio where residents spent Thanksgiving weekend hunting deer (employees) with their Nerf guns. I can't tell you how happy it makes me to see people having fun inside a facility where one day of COVID could wipe out several residents.

Gun season in Ohio runs from Nov. 30 to Sunday, Dec. 6, but as you can see in the video, the Manor residents used up all their tags during this one hunt. PETA is now surely pissed off and will probably soon issue threats against these badasses who've faced down COVID. Do these look like the faces of people who're scared of some snowflake PETA lawyers?

Look into their eyes, PETA lawyers. Do it. Try them, I dare you. Hit "send" on that press release.

COVID can try all it wants to rip the souls out of these great Ohio citizens, but it won't succeed. They will fight back. They will live off the land (inside the events room). They will show that their souls haven't been sucked from their bodies over the last 8 1/2 months. Here's to the Continental Manor Hunting Team and the staff at the facility who are doing their best to get by as best they can.











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Joe Kinsey is the Senior Director of Content of OutKick and the editor of the Morning Screencaps column that examines a variety of stories taking place in real America. Kinsey is also the founder of OutKick’s Thursday Night Mowing League, America’s largest virtual mowing league. Kinsey graduated from University of Toledo.