Raccoon Attacks News Crew Near Outside White House

In 2020, fair-minded Americans root against the untrustworthy press. But today, that is put to the test. Not due to tonight’s debate, but in the battle with an angry raccoon.

Per CBS — take that for what it is — a fed-up raccoon had enough and attacked the media outside the White House:

Strong Pawnee vibes at White House this morning as a raccoon attacked multiple news crews on North Lawn. 🦝 allegedly grabbed pant leg of a photographer & then a corespondent before being fended off. (WH 🦝🦝 🦝 pictured here in more peaceful times.) pic.twitter.com/o5VbTUHxBR

— Paula Reid (@PaulaReidCBS) September 28, 2020

MORE: It’s a trap. We found one of the traps set out for the 🦝 who attacked a few journalists yesterday on the White House north lawn. Feds using marshmallows as bait…. #TuesdayThoughts pic.twitter.com/eV5j2kIhdc

— Paula Reid (@PaulaReidCBS) September 29, 2020

Sure, stop watching, stop reading, and even mock the press on social media. All fair. But you can’t do what this raccoon just did.

Now, if the lies, the agendas, and fake news have really gotten to you — you are allowed to root for the raccoon’s victory.

No harm in fandom.