Raccoon Attacks News Crew Near Outside White House

In 2020, fair-minded Americans root against the untrustworthy press. But today, that is put to the test. Not due to tonight's debate, but in the battle with an angry raccoon.

Per CBS — take that for what it is — a fed-up raccoon had enough and attacked the media outside the White House:

Sure, stop watching, stop reading, and even mock the press on social media. All fair. But you can't do what this raccoon just did.

Now, if the lies, the agendas, and fake news have really gotten to you — you are allowed to root for the raccoon's victory.

No harm in fandom.