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Prince Harry Is Roasted After Calling First Amendment ‘Bonkers’

Well, well, well…look what we have here! It’s a member of the British royal family having a problem with part of the U.S. Constitution, specifically the part about freedom of speech. Appearing on the Armchair Expert podcast, Prince Harry decided to make some headlines.

“I don’t want to start sort of going down the First Amendment route because that’s a huge subject and one in which I don’t understand because I’ve only been here a short period of time,” Harry said on the podcast. “But, you can find a loophole in anything. And you can capitalize or exploit what’s not said rather than uphold what is said.”

“I’ve got so much I want to say about the First Amendment as I sort of understand it, but it is bonkers,” he added.

And that’s how you get the attention of American politicians and blue checkmarks from coast to coast. Calling the First Amendment “bonkers” is exactly how a couple who keeps claiming to want their privacy gets even more attention.

The responses have since trickled in, and Harry’s taking a beating on this one:

Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas: “Nice that he can say that.”

Rep. Dan Crenshaw, R-Texas: “Well I just doubled the size of my Independence Day party.”

Megyn Kelly: “‘Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.’ (Lincoln or Twain or someone smarter than Prince Harry.).”

Laura Ingraham: “Don’t let the door knob hit you, Windsor.”

Piers Morgan: “Meghan-inspired psychobabble.”

For a couple that just wants to raise their kid or kids, they sure find ways to create headlines. You’d think Harry, 36, would just want to get acquainted with his new country, enjoy hanging with the neighborhood dads as they bitch and moan about not being able to crush garage beers because the kids have dance recitals, baseball games, college visits, etc.

Instead, the guy drops First Amendment and “bonkers” in the same sentence. Bro, what are you doing, besides guaranteeing more media coverage that you claim to despise? Harry reminds me of the guys out there who feel like they have to parrot the talking points of their wives because it’s the only way to keep things sane in the house. It’s not going to get better, fellas. You’re wasting away the prime years of your life agreeing with a woman so she’ll be more tolerable.

Get a hobby, BRO. Buy an old car and restore it. Watch thousands of hours of YouTube on how to run brake lines. Make yourself a garage bar. Learn how to run all your own electrical lines. Take up plumbing. This guy literally went on a podcast to parrot his wife to make her happy, and she’s never going to be happy. She’s completely miserable. He’s miserable. Oprah’s miserable from having to talk to these two.

Yeah, that looks like a blast. GET A REAL HOBBY, BRO!

I’ll give Harry 4-5 years before he hits the breaking point and the marriage is over. This is no different than marriages across Ohio, Indiana, SE Michigan. Name a state. There are thousands of guys like Harry trapped and making stupid statements on Facebook while sitting on the toilet after another rough day at the job site.

Get yourself together, fellas.

Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.

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    • Dump her? More like they deserve each other. They’re both self absorbed twits. I don’t know about y’all but if a man can let some c list celebrity totally transform him into a little pussy whipped moron there’s no hope for him. As I said , they deserve each other.

  1. “I’ve got so much I want to say about the First Amendment as I sort of understand it…”

    Maybe the problem is he only “sort of understands it”. I would recommend understanding it clearly first, THEN saying something.

  2. To get a guy to renounce his own family and they try to convince others who live in a country he moved to that the cornerstone of their rights may be bullshit? That Meagan whatever must be a world class piece of ass, I tell ya.

  3. And to think I always sympathized more with Harry than his brother, but he’s become insufferable. Another privileged ingrate who plays the victim card over and over. I thought I saw a headline where Prince Charles wants to cut out Harry completely – basically disown him. Which I think is wonderful!

  4. Fascinating to hear what a member of the British Royal family thinks of the US Constitution—after all, it was written with them in mind.

    If they don’t like it, they could always try and take it from us and see how that works out for them this time.

  5. Predictions for Harry and Megsie: 1) Sweetheart TV deal with CNN or OWN or some place similar based on their life in LA; show flops. 2) Seven figure book deal with large advance; conditioned on “as much dirt as he can come up with” on the royal family. 3) They have no more children since Megsie has her insurance policy already. 4) Megsie has an affair with A-Rod; she leaves Harry for A-Rod. 5) A-Rod dumps Megsie for IG floozie. 6) Drugs and tats for Megsie followed by a stint in rehab. Blames her problems on all the racism she endured from the royal family. 7) Numerous failed business attempts by Harry. 8) Harry stars in a sitcom based on his life. It flops too. 9) Harry and Megsie sued by book publisher to recoup the advance fee because no progress has been made on the book. 10) Harry and Megsie sue each other constantly over their divorce, child support, book deal problem, etc. 11) Harry ends up taking pics with tourists in Vegas for $100 (autograph included!) at the Shops in Mandalay Bay.

    • I saw own and I was like, own, question mark, why would they hire them, not Oan dummy own, oh that one. Yeah Oprah would for sure hire them for some stupid show. They are in California, they’ll probably be hanging with Hunter b4 you know it and he can teach them the ropes of really being a grifter, they be on oil and gas boards b4 you know it. Probably be on Disney’s board too b4 you know it. Disney has gone full woke-tard recently so they’d fit right in.

  6. Admits he doesn’t understand, then makes an a$$ out of himself by commenting anyway. Yep, there is a typical elitist, leftist foreigner for you. I hope he is trapped in his Hellish marriage for all eternity

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