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Projects, projects, projects…it’s time to put in 12-14 hours just knocking them out

While Clay, his buddy Geoff Schwartz and the rest of the Big T Twitter guys out there with dollars to burn keeping the world economies cranking are enjoying their vacations and bragging about being somewhere warm, I’m going into this weekend with complete focus on the job at hand. Head down, keep chugging along, the goal is coming into focus.

Yes, the 8-year-old’s loft bed needs to be moved. I’ll muscle it into place & make the modifications that have been requested. Yes, I’ll get into the attic to bring down the 4-year-old bins so the 4-year-old will have summer clothes to wear. Yes, it’s time for the toddler toys to take a hike as we shift into a new era here at the Kinsey household. It’s time to crack a Kirkland Citra Session IPA and start liquidating the toy bins. Hope you kids enjoy climbing into the attic to look for that toy you played with when you were two because my ass is done dragging those bins out.

Then, it’s time to move onto the garage where it’s time to crank Yacht Rock and sand some trim. I have piles of trim that needs my attention. Trim on trim on trim. So much trim.

So you Big T Twitter guys enjoy your moments in the sun in some far off place. I’ll be finishing off the to-do list so when June, July and August come around I’ll be on a golf course with zero worries. My offseason is pretty much mirrors that of a football player, but he’s putting in work in the gym, crushing protein burgers, green smoothies and lounging in a hyperbaric oxygen therapy chamber.

• I’m blown away by how many of you reach out via the Instagram DMs. Friday it was Chris in Houston telling me about pond driving ranges after Friday’s Screencaps where I talked about that concept being new to me. Keep the IG DMs coming. I’m checking them more and more since you guys keep peppering me on that platform. It’s appreciated.

• If you guys haven’t noticed, we added a new body around here in the form of sports law expert Darren Heitner, who has had some big time clients over the years. He’s an old Internet friend of mine going back over a decade and has also done some legal work for me in the past. That should be the only seal of approval you need. Take my word, this is a big time addition for OutKick. Go follow @DarrenHeitner. Get your sports law questions ready. I’ll get him on a VIP Zoom here in the next few weeks.

• I need to dig a little deeper, but a Chinese buffet near my house here in Ohio was open last night and full. That’s about the only sign I need that the world is healing.

Enjoy your weekend, I’ll be hammering that to-do list in a couple hours.

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Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.

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  1. Vegan Warning:

    i’ve dated two very different vegans in recent years and the kind of crazy that they showed should scare the planet.

    one supplemented her lack of calories and protein with Michelob Ultra for dinners.

    the other didn’t drink, but her calorie intake was really weird. she only ate veggies, some fish and cherios. i once stumbled upon her basement filled with cherios boxes. dozens and dozens of them.

    i still can’t wrap my head around it.

    run from most vegans if you can 🤪

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