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Philly Cop Maintains Composure While Twerk-Off Breaks Out On Him

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Let’s go to Philly where over the weekend there was an old fashioned COVID-19 era block party that turned into a twerk-off by a couple of ladies who picked out a cop to treat as their twerk-off subject. Kudos to the cop for maintaining his composure as the ladies did their thing.

Look, the real news here is that everyone seems to be getting along, dollars are flying in the air and left at least one local cheering the fact (allegedly) that not a single person was murdered in Philly Saturday. Murders in Philly are way up YTD.

As for the cop just taking the twerking, I have to believe anything within reason that means he’s going home alive is better than the alternative. I’m actually advocating for more twerking within society. Fewer guns, more twerking. Less stress, more twerking. Could twerking actually save society? On this night in Philly it appears twerking brought the fun that lessened the stress that resulted in everyone having a good time.

America, it’s time to make twerking our official release from the stresses of the time. Who’s with me?

Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.

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