One-Time Doobie-Smoker Peter King Ruined the Word 'Doobie'

Remember when "LOL" was cool and a way to get a date? Then your parents started using it and, poof, it was dead? Today, the same happened to the word "doobie."

It turns out, among other shocking Labor Day internet revelations, Peter King once smoked a “doobie." Correct that, he "did" a doobie.

You've been warned:

Room for one more at your wild party this weekend?

Though King's tweet ruined the vocabulary of our country's youth, there are replacement options. Select any of the following, via Luxury.com’s sophisticated list of nicknames:

Keep those away from Peter King.