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Welcome to March
I sat at the dinner table last night and told my wife I was thinking of posting a ‘Feeling Accomplished’ Facebook update like suburban moms used to do in the early days of the social media app after they finished off a grueling day of laundry. That’s the kind of weekend it was around here with way less laundry.
There’s something about that Sunday night glass of water to rehydrate after going hard for two straight days. The 8-year-old’s bunk bed that weighs approximately 800 pounds was moved and officially mounted to the wall now that he has friends big enough to topple it. Safety first.
Other accomplishments this weekend: grilled out for the first time this winter and didn’t freeze my balls off; put up temporary fencing so the dog can’t run along a fence with the dumb neighbor’s dog; and now she won’t be able to poop in a quarter of the yard which will allow the kids to play on their swing set without stepping on landmines during the spring wet season; sat on the front porch with my wife and watched our kids and the neighborhood kids swing foam swords at each other, shoot a toy bow and arrows; watched hundreds of neighbors out walking their dogs, strollers, biking, etc.
After telling my wife about the ‘Feeling Accomplished’ thing, I started telling her about how I want to start ripping up some of the landscaping pavers we put in years ago. It’s time for them to go and that means a trip to the rock store for some shopping. If you’ve never been shopping at a legitimate landscaping stone store, I highly recommend it. Don’t worry if you drive a car or minivan. Those rocks will go in there just fine. Trust me.
• Yes, it’s March and it’s officially time to get focused on college basketball. Selection Sunday is March 14. Do the math. You have two weeks to learn the big names you’ll be hearing over the next five weeks. Learn the Gonzaga and Michigan rosters. Yes, Ohio State should drop way off the No. 1 line. I’m not a homer. Sunday’s loss to Iowa capped off a rough week for the Buckeyes.
• Looking to become a multi-millionaire in 35 years? Fox Business News has some advice on how to make that happen. Personally, I’m getting to the point where I just want enough money in retirement to pay for golf, Busch Lights and a couple dinners out each week.
• I had to laugh at the doctor they keep trotting out on TV, the guy who wears the glasses, looks like he’s appeared in Harry Potter movies and is always coming to us live from his library. This guy’s now saying the U.S. won’t be out of COVID until 80% have had the vaccine or something like that. Wasn’t Fauci just saying like a month ago that 70% would do it? I want one of these guys to blow my mind and say we won’t be normal again until 110% of the population is vaccinated. Just give it to me!
Numbers from :
Over the last 4 seasons, the most sacked QBs in the NFL are Russell Wilson (189) and Deshaun Watson (174)
In 2020, the only QB sacked more than Wilson (47) and Watson (49) was … Carson Wentz (50)#FoodForThought
— NFL Research (@NFLResearch) February 26, 2021
Stuff You Guys Sent In & Stuff I Like:
Double date night in Mexico with @geoffschwartz and his wife. We both have strong kicking legs. pic.twitter.com/ptoWfid0yl
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) February 28, 2021
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) February 27, 2021
Did Aaron Judge get new teeth in the offseason? https://t.co/EWTdzjumYB
— Brad Crawford (@BCrawford247) March 1, 2021
Brandon Smith with his best @E7hanS impression.
Sometimes you just gotta let 'em know.
[Thanks @SECbaseball!] pic.twitter.com/WanByPUizm
— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) February 28, 2021
.@TreyMancini got a hit in his first at bat back from colon cancer.
You love to see it. #BiggerThanBaseball pic.twitter.com/An6pmDhMtW
— MLB (@MLB) February 28, 2021
Trey Mancini with his uniform dirty: pic.twitter.com/ECqIboLxK2
— Joe Trezza (@JoeTrezz) February 28, 2021
THIS is high fashion pic.twitter.com/xTJ2iyWwaI
— Dylan Dethier (@dylan_dethier) February 27, 2021
@JoeKinseyexp Clearly @Aric_Almirola has never worn a 👔 before, everyone knows, the 👔, never goes below the belt line.. pic.twitter.com/NBJXybwGtG
— lanaevoli (@lana_evoli) February 28, 2021
— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) March 1, 2021
Access Denied. pic.twitter.com/WazDqHC4ST
— Milwaukee Bucks (@Bucks) February 28, 2021
Your chances of getting in a knife fight due to a dispute involving one of your hoes increases approximately 900% when you buy this hat. pic.twitter.com/xSbBl5eJx1
— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) March 1, 2021
February 28, 2008: After a loss to Wisconsin, Michigan head womens basketball coach Kevin Borseth goes berserk in the postgame press conference with epic rant. pic.twitter.com/Q10NE7ZXEo
— This Day In Sports Clips (@TDISportsClips) February 28, 2021
Ford Employee Jacob DiMaria sculpted a full size Bronco in his front yard. #BuiltFordProud https://t.co/BFYkPE3ugM pic.twitter.com/dnWrkUabJs
— Mark Truby (@mtruby) February 27, 2021
Al Pacino was definitely asleep on this #GoldenGlobes zoom call pic.twitter.com/GBVvtVLqHz
— Wesley Boutilier (@WesleyBout) March 1, 2021
Sean Vape Penn pic.twitter.com/igYMrvWSPm
— Denlesks (@Denlesks) March 1, 2021
Nurse: Sir you’ve been in a coma for 12 months.
Me: I can’t wait to eat AuntJemima pancakes while reading Dr. Seuss to my kids then drop them off at their LA County school pic.twitter.com/AnDiIZm5zH
— Denlesks (@Denlesks) February 28, 2021
The Walgreens in Virginia Beach has a surprise in the toothbrush aisle (from @chris_burns65) pic.twitter.com/xqFvT2ytqk
— Joe Kinsey (@JoeKinseyexp) February 28, 2021
Ok so we’ve got some power lines exploding off Canton Hollow Road in Knox County… pic.twitter.com/DhOCDKNQ5V
— Mark Nagi (@MarkNagi) March 1, 2021
The 🌟 aligned for this @Caesars_Rewards winner who hit the Mega Progressive #jackpot for $204,770.00 on Three Card Poker!
Must be 21 or older to gamble. Know When To Stop Before You Start.® Gambling Problem? Call 800-522-4700. pic.twitter.com/nDspP7HsPl
— Planet Hollywood (@PHVegas) February 27, 2021
Is God's way telling him don't do it…😳😂@LasVegasLocally @VitalVegas @VenetianVegas pic.twitter.com/B2sDWO3Lr9
— 🇬🇹 Elver Galarga 🇬🇹 (@Primo_1mx) February 28, 2021
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Oh please! Gondola boy totally did that on purpose
Yeah, I’m not brushing my teeth with that…
I’m thinking Kenzie McCord would be a top recruiter. Hopefully she gets commissions on enlistees. She’ll retire in 3 short years.
My guess is the gun photo in the river is the first time she held one in her life.
Hey mom how’s PAT
Al Pacino has served his time. The Godfather can do whatever the hell he wants.
that would be OLE MISS REBEL DOCTOR Johnny Sins to you!!!