Outkick’s Super Bowl Drinking Game

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FOXBORO, MA – JANUARY 22: New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady talks to the media during a press conference to address the under inflation of footballs used in the AFC championship game at Gillette Stadium on January 22, 2015 in Foxboro, Massachusetts. (Photo by Maddie Meyer/Getty Images) Maddie Meyer Getty Images North America

It’s time for the final football game of the 2014-15 season and that means it’s also time for Outkick’s final football drinking game of the year. 

Wipe the tears from your eyes and stock up on your alcohol in time for Sunday’s game.

Here we go: 

1. Any time it’s mentioned that this is Tom Brady and Bill Belichick’s sixth Super Bowl, drink.

If highlights of past Super Bowls are shown, drink until the highlights leave the screen. When highlights of the David Tyree catch are shown, drink to the count of 18, in honor of the Patriot wins that season.  

2. When deflategate, the pressure of footballs, or the controversy surrounding the NFL’s investigation is mentioned, drink. 

If the word “balls” is used in a manner that would have Michael Scott scream, “That’s what she said!” drink anew. 

3. If someone in your house shushes you during the timeouts, but talks loudly during the actual game, you may assess penalty drinks.

The biggest challenge of Super Bowl parties is actual football fans have to interact with non-football fans.

So penalty drinks are allowed. 

4. Al Michaels does not pronounce the letter H. 

It’s incredible how good of a broadcaster he is considering he only uses 25 letters of the alphabet. 

Every time he says a word that should have an H, but he pronounces without one — (h)uge is a great example — drink. 

5. If Marshawn Lynch grabs his crotch, do a shot. 

If he’s flagged for it, do a second shot. 

6. Russell Wilson is under six feet tall. Every time his height is mentioned, drink. 

If his height is mentioned in conjunction with his mobility, drink until the count of 12 in honor of the 12th man.

7. Any time Tom Brady is shown on the sideline and anyone, male or female, remarks on how damn attractive he is, drink.

Let’s be honest, even if you don’t say it out loud, you’re thinking it, so drink if Brady’s shown without his helmet on the sideline.   

8. Did you know that Seattle fans are loud? Or that they’ve trademarked the 12th man?

Any time either of these are mentioned, drink. 

9. Any time Gisele, Robert Kraft, or Jon Bon Jovi are shown on television, drink. 

And now let’s pause for Victoria’s Secret’s Super Bowl commercial this year. 

10. Marshawn Lynch is a beast. 

Anytime beast, beast mode or Skittles is mentioned, drink. If Cris Collinsworth criticizes Lynch for not speaking to the media, drink while holding your crotch. 

11. Katy Perry is performing at halftime.

If anyone makes a joke referencing her big balloons, drink.


12. If Rob Gronkowski spikes the football so hard, he sets off an earthquake, drink. 

If he follows it up by dancing on the sideline, do a shot.

13. “Will Tom Brady challenge Richard Sherman?”

Every time Richard Sherman is shown on the screen announcers discuss whether he’ll be challenged. When a quarterback throws in his direction, announcers discuss the challenge. When this happens, drink. 

14. Danny Amendola and Julian Edelman are both white wide receivers. 

Any time they are described as “crafty,” “smart route runners,” “deceptively quick,” “sneaky athletic,” or any other phrase that is only used to describe white receivers, drink. 

If you want to play along with Outkick readers feel free to add the hashtag #outkick to your Tweets or Facebook comments. 


Written by Clay Travis

Clay Travis is the founder of the fastest growing national multimedia platform, OutKick, that produces and distributes engaging content across sports and pop culture to millions of fans across the country. OutKick was created by Travis in 2011 and sold to the Fox Corporation in 2021.

One of the most electrifying and outspoken personalities in the industry, Travis hosts OutKick The Show where he provides his unfiltered opinion on the most compelling headlines throughout sports, culture, and politics. He also makes regular appearances on FOX News Media as a contributor providing analysis on a variety of subjects ranging from sports news to the cultural landscape. Throughout the college football season, Travis is on Big Noon Kickoff for Fox Sports breaking down the game and the latest storylines.

Additionally, Travis serves as a co-host of The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show, a three-hour conservative radio talk program syndicated across Premiere Networks radio stations nationwide.

Previously, he launched OutKick The Coverage on Fox Sports Radio that included interviews and listener interactions and was on Fox Sports Bet for four years. Additionally, Travis started an iHeartRadio Original Podcast called Wins & Losses that featured in-depth conversations with the biggest names in sports.

Travis is a graduate of George Washington University as well as Vanderbilt Law School. Based in Nashville, he is the author of Dixieland Delight, On Rocky Top, and Republicans Buy Sneakers Too.