Our 2012 Bachelor Party Weekend in Las Vegas: Part One

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1. There are few feelings better than climbing on a plane headed for Las Vegas.2. The moment we come down the escalator at the Vegas airport, someone is standing with a sign for "L. Holtz."

3. We're staying at Caesar's so we gamble for a few hours and then head out to Sapphire, the self-proclaimed largest strip club in America.

4. I find it hard to believe that any straight man would consider Sapphire anything other than heaven.5. Everything is going bachelor party smooth at the strip club -- i.e. not that smooth at all, but no one has been kicked out or had their credit card rejected for excessive use -- until Chris comes back to the table with a confession. 6. Everyone is in bed by 4:30.7. We have a pool day scheduled at Encore Beach Club.8. We arrive at the Encore Beach Club cabana around noon. You can check out photos from July 21st at Encore Beach Club here.9. We start drinking and receive a lecture from our personal security guard. 10. We all agree that Dan is 33 and will make it home fine.11. Dan is passed out, but you know who isn't?

12. Leaving the Encore Beach Club, Tardio, me and Adam play blackjack at the tables by the pool. 13. We're back at the hotel by eight. 14. I go upstairs, change out of my swimsuit -- which I've been wearing all day -- and lay down on the bed. 15. Seriously, his heart stopped. 16. This means they aren't responding to our group text messages. 17. At 4:40 I'm woken from a drunken slumber by Kai, attempting to put his key card in the door. 

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