Jimmy Kimmel usually has celebrities read a mean tweet or two, but Tom Brady has gathered enough to fill his own two-minute segment. The price for being rich, good-looking, married to Gisele, and the most successful quarterback in NFL history is steep, apparently.
“F— you Tom Brady. I hope this loss depresses you so bad that you can hardly have sex with your supermodel wife in your giant mansion.”
No way anyone wrote that other than Tom Brady on his own burner. Tweet almost comes across as a compliment. Anyway, easily the worst of them all was by @ZeusDaHuman (other than the one about Brady’s dog):
“I hate Tom Brady so much, but I have no legit reason to. He’s a nice guy, BUT I hope they break his legs,” the nerd wrote.
That tweet represents a true microcosm of the celebrity experience on social media. A bunch of people who want to see you stretchered off the field still like everything about you as a person. They just can’t stand that you’re good at what you do for a living. I guess if you don’t have any haters, you ain’t poppin’, huh?