O.J. Simpson Gets Stabbed With COVID Vaccine, Jokes Start Flowing

O.J. Simpson, 73, got the COVID vaccine shot today at an undisclosed location and made sure to tell the world about it because, after a week of complete rage on the stock market, nothing makes the Internet feel better than seeing O.J. receive a possibly life-saving vaccine before them or their mothers.

But, the Juice is a free man, and he falls into the COVID vaccine phase under Nevada's playbook. That means the guy can get the shot. Now, if O.J.'s going to drop a photo of himself getting stabbed with a vaccine needle, you're damn right the Internet's going to have a field day with that type of content.

There are Juice tweets that write themselves, and then there's a white woman stabbing the Pro Football Hall of Famer and sending him on his way in a personalized mask. Now, it's time to get back to the course and slicing a few off the tee.