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O.J. Simpson, 73, got the COVID vaccine shot today at an undisclosed location and made sure to tell the world about it because, after a week of complete rage on the stock market, nothing makes the Internet feel better than seeing O.J. receive a possibly life-saving vaccine before them or their mothers.
But, the Juice is a free man, and he falls into the COVID vaccine phase under Nevada’s playbook. That means the guy can get the shot. Now, if O.J.’s going to drop a photo of himself getting stabbed with a vaccine needle, you’re damn right the Internet’s going to have a field day with that type of content.
There are Juice tweets that write themselves, and then there’s a white woman stabbing the Pro Football Hall of Famer and sending him on his way in a personalized mask. Now, it’s time to get back to the course and slicing a few off the tee.
How would you rate her stabbing technique, Juice?
— Joe Kinsey (@JoeKinseyexp) January 29, 2021
It's nice to see OJ is the one getting stabbed for a change.
— The man you lust for every Valentines Day (@ImMichaelDennis) January 29, 2021
As a zero time murderer, I think I deserve this vaccine before you do. Just saying.
— Joe Skinner (@Joe_Laurendi) January 29, 2021
— Damon 🧢🇺🇸 (@DamonMPA) January 29, 2021
apparently the question "who do I have to kill around here to get a vaccine" is non-rhetorical and the answer is two people https://t.co/CU0biiN0TM
— ℳatt (@matttomic) January 29, 2021
This not the type of injection they wanna see you take Juice https://t.co/Y655XlP09C
— Young Person (@EricTrillman_) January 29, 2021
What’s it like to have someone stabbing you for a change?
— GαႦႦყ V. (@GabbyV2) January 29, 2021
Get your shot. I got mine!!! pic.twitter.com/hP1rDq5L7c
— O.J. Simpson (@TheRealOJ32) January 29, 2021
You'll just feel a light stab https://t.co/PtbIERJ0gw
— ian (@sivasiann) January 29, 2021
Way to go O.J.!!!
You have always been a safety-first kind of guy. https://t.co/4s9RUvr6TY
— Ufa Wizard (@UfaWizard) January 29, 2021