Not Going To Lie, I’m Intimidated By Angry Yankees Lady

There are a few things in New York that have intimidated me over the years: Irish bartenders asking what I’m drinkin’, walking from 33rd & 6th to my hotel at 34th & 8th around 2 a.m., and any sort of interaction with a true New Yorker woman who rattles off f-bombs at a dizzying pace. That’s my gauntlet of New York intimidation and No. 3 on that list popped up on tonight’s Astros-Yankees broadcast.

The Stros are in town, and that means Yankees fans have been riding the cheaters for what came out in 2019. This is the first time Angry Yankees Lady has had a chance to give Carlos Correa and the rest of the cheaters a piece of her mind, and she went full New York lady on that multi-millionaire.

I’m no lip reader, but it appears Angry Yankees Lady, let’s call her Candy, dialed up a classic, “F–k you, Correa.” Simple, effective, and what appears to be a middle finger for good measure.

Let’s play…Imagine…

…telling Candy you’re going to suck down a few more cold ones and then you’ll be home for dinner with the kids.

…telling Candy she’s being too loud while screaming at the TV.

…telling Candy you’re not in the mood.

…telling Candy that Jeter was overrated.

…telling Candy you want a divorce.

….telling Candy to tone it down.

Great point from Hutton right here. Joe Kelly has this same energy:

Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.


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  1. Yeah, the Astros are the Approved Villains according the the SportsMedia and MLB. Funny how everybody seems to forget the Yankees cheated their asses off, as did the Dodgers, and the Red Sox. There is still a nasty letter from the Commissioner to the Yankees that nobody has released, or leaked, referring to what the Yankees did to steal signs, and the SportsMedia is strangely incurious about it. Eh, let’s just beat up on the Astros!

  2. Since the media now lives in intersectional upside down world, where right is wrong and wrong is right, I’m waiting for Correa, the Stros, and their stolen rings, to be portrayed as the poor mistreated victims of racist fans. Why, they’re actually innocent! Why is everyone so hateful towards the poor cheating players…who showed no remorse, had no accountability, and got no punishment after being caught in cheating the worst scandal since The Black Sox? Geez, I just can’t imagine why? I’m guessing if Joe Kelly throws at Correa again it will be called a hate crime by the media.

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