Not Going To Lie, I'm Intimidated By Angry Yankees Lady
There are a few things in New York that have intimidated me over the years: Irish bartenders asking what I'm drinkin', walking from 33rd & 6th to my hotel at 34th & 8th around 2 a.m., and any sort of interaction with a true New Yorker woman who rattles off f-bombs at a dizzying pace. That's my gauntlet of New York intimidation and No. 3 on that list popped up on tonight's Astros-Yankees broadcast.
The Stros are in town, and that means Yankees fans have been riding the cheaters for what came out in 2019. This is the first time Angry Yankees Lady has had a chance to give Carlos Correa and the rest of the cheaters a piece of her mind, and she went full New York lady on that multi-millionaire.
I'm no lip reader, but it appears Angry Yankees Lady, let's call her Candy, dialed up a classic, "F--k you, Correa." Simple, effective, and what appears to be a middle finger for good measure.
Let's play...Imagine...
...telling Candy you're going to suck down a few more cold ones and then you'll be home for dinner with the kids.
...telling Candy she's being too loud while screaming at the TV.
...telling Candy you're not in the mood.
...telling Candy that Jeter was overrated.
...telling Candy you want a divorce.
....telling Candy to tone it down.