Bobby Burack
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Some states might eventually let you take off your mask … in exchange for these nose-only masks to wear while you eat and drink.
Researchers in Mexico are into the idea of a new mask that covers only noses to ensure noses are blocked while enjoying a meal.
Here’s a look. Try to keep jealousy out of it, please:
Style.
It’s unclear how popular this look could get, but surely Gavin Newsom could promote the cause by demanding that those in his state wear them while out to dinner. He would, of course, grant himself an exemption.
For those worried that their regular masks could soon lose steam, have no fear. These nosers are recommended to wear under full masks. In other words, the nose-onlys can be used as a third mask, under your other two.
One has to wonder if the number of successful dates will go up or down with nose masks?
One word. NO
Now they’re RRRRRRREALLY clowning us!!!
Perhaps a red sponge nose (velcro attached) to catch incoming covid before it gets to our faces.
Alternative headline: “Researchers Inventing New Breed of Pussy”
Oh hell no
I’d rather die of covid with dignity.
Someone needs to start marketing the Arnold Ziffel model to the DemoKKKrat rectal lice…
The most difficult part of wearing these masks for men is getting estrogen treatments.
Everything comes back to my Appian Way, existential two-fold question:
Can our decline be reversed?
And if not, can it be stymied, long-term?
I have a solution to both questions; but you first.
Right there with you, DBM.
You make us feel better if u wear them.
I really enjoy reading the Outkick articles because it keeps me aware of the stupidity taking place in society. But then it saddens me when I realize many Americans are completely unaware of what’s going on because they get their news/info from the bias mainstream media and social media sites.
If I didn’t do business with sports cards through Facebook I’d have cancelled it long ago. Unfortunately I do so I I keep it and I can’t help but glance at how stupid this country and really world is through it. My biggest pet peeve in life is stupidity and my god does social media push that beyond its limits.
Oh yeah, b/c it doesn’t get through your mouth while eating. Genius.
Why do I feel like someone in our government has investments in these kind of things?
Two things: Firstly, it took “research” to come up with this? Second, I volunteer to knock those “researchers” the hell out
Holy crap, those are AWFUL!
And when people wantonly and dangerously exhale CO2 from their uncovered mouths, then what? These so called researchers need to stop getting their material from the Onion.
And how many shall we wear?
Two, three at a time?
The goal of the research is to determine how many idiots would actually buy one.
Word is, the researchers tried duct tape on all orifices but they ran out of test subjects.
Will they come with safety goggles and ear covers? One can’t be too safe…. may as well double up on those too while you’re at it.