No Keggers: Colleges Make College Sound Miserable With COVID Rules

Are you about to drop a huge chunk of money on the college experience this fall? Here's what's facing students as they return to get that college experience: no kegger rules, no family allowed inside dorms or on-campus housing, pledges to get flu shots, sex mask recommendations, and acknowledgment that getting bombed on a thirsty Thursday could result in COVID issues.

Colleges will be taking your money and covering their asses as students move in during a time where rules have been replaced with more rules. UGA's 'recommending' students wear masks during sex and "avoid kissing." It's definitely a wild world out there where college students will be getting a very different experience than you or I got before coronavirus meant getting a lawyer to draw up community compacts.

Remember when moms and dads would proudly move their kids into the dorm rooms thinking of how hard they saved since Madison was in diapers. Good luck finding a college allowing parents in the dorms. Even a wild school like the University of Arizona has a no parents policy. Add it all up and it sounds like the perfect time to take a gap year and get after it when college can be college again.

Here's a look at how schools across the country are handling the COVID era on campus.

At Tulane, Dean of Students Erica Woodley is threatening students who throw keggers:

The University of Texas says no parties:

Yale University is asking students to sign 'Yale Community Compact' that includes a no-party pledge & a commitment to getting the flu shot. It's unclear what will happen to student who doesn't sign the compact:

Cornell is asking students to adhere to a compact that includes a visitor rule:

Penn has a compact with language that states, "By enrolling as a student in 2020-2021, you agree to adhere to the expectations for physical distancing and public behavior detailed below."