Nick Saban Gives Team Advice on Chasing Women

In a new Nick Saban biography -- which has already been excerpted in the Sunday New York Times -- Alabama's football coach is all about imparting life lessons. Such as how to make sure that chasing women doesn't impact your on field performance. 

This quote comes courtesy of Ben Cohen on Twitter, who screengrabbed a section of the book.

Quoth Saban:

"...guys out there chasing pussy, having all of these kids. And then you come in here and try to play football. Ultimately it's a distraction. Ultimately, you don't want to be out there chasing after midnight. If you haven't locked it up by midnight, it's not worth it."

At this point Saban paused and shuffled on his feet. The color had risen in his face. His players had no idea what to expect next, "Ultimately, you never want to sleep with anybody who has less to lose than you do," he said, "So, ultimately, if I'm ever going to sleep around on Miss Terry, it's going to be with Hillary Fucking Rodham Clinton."

That seals it, if I was programming the SEC Network, I'm greenlighting a new 30 for 30 after dark show: "Chasing Pussy with Nick Saban."

Tell me you wouldn't watch Nick Saban impart his life lessons on pursuing the opposite sex. 

You know he's got it down to a science. 

We also need someone to ask Hillary Rodham Clinton about her rumored affair with Nick Saban. This has to happen. 

God bless you, Nick Saban, this is the most I've ever liked you. 

(And by the way, if Nick Saban has to apologize for what he says to his fucking football team? Give me a break. The social media PC police needs to get a life.)