LeBron James Hailed as an "Illuminati Wizard" that is "Summoning Demons" by Crazed Conspiracy Theorist
This is a Friday afternoon headline if ever there was one, but we are totally in for exploring his rabbit hole.
Let's get right to it: conspiracy theorist Sheila Zilinsky went on her show and explained for the world that LeBron James is not an incredible basketball player, he is simply a deft practitioner of the dark arts.
According to her, it is his pregame ritual that gives him his powers.
“The sports world calls it a chalk toss, but it’s simply disguise for what he’s really doing,” said Zilinsky. “A high level conjuring, a spell, an incantation from this Illuminati wizard, where he’s summoning demons. I believe he’s conjuring up demons before every game. Plain and simple.”
Plain and simple. There you have it.
Zilinsky believes he is using next level magic to improve his game.
While there may be truth on both sides one thing is for sure: his demons are pretty weak. They couldn't get him that MVP trophy this year and he hasn't won a title in four years.