Nationals’ Juan Soto With The Slap Shot From Hell

Nationals superstar Juan Soto took his talents to the ice and we finally found something he stinks at. Not only does he have zero hockey talent, but he also likely received a call from his agent Scott Boras to get his tail out of harm’s way so they can come to terms on an extension before he wrecks his future.

Soto is expected to land a deal north of $400 million, so landing chest and shoulder first into solid ice probably isn’t the move.

I wrote a few months back explaining why Juan Soto was the best hitter in baseball and no he’s whiffing on a puck sitting still. Different sports that clearly require unique skills, however this is hilariously bad. Who would’ve thought a future Hall of Fame slugger could lack this much hand-eye coordination with a stick in their hands?

At least he’s having fun and didn’t get hurt.

Written by Gary Sheffield, Jr

Gary Sheffield Jr is the son of should-be MLB Hall of Famer, Gary Sheffield. He covers basketball and baseball for, chats with the Purple and Gold faithful on LakersNation, and shitposts on Twitter. You can follow him at GarySheffieldJr

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